Stoner Girls Are the Coolest Girls on the Planet

4/20 might be a one day celebration for most girls who like to pretend they smoke weed on the regular. But for those ladies who incorporate weed into their daily lifestyles, you are the coolest babes of all. A sexy girl is one thing, but a sexy girl who can roll a joint better than a boy brings it to a whole new level. Stoner girls can get blunted with the dudes, roll up joints with the homegirls, or simply chill at home, taking bong rips to the face.

I've been a stoner most my life and love me a stoner babe. Here's why.

CHILL
Keeping it low key is a must for a stoner girl. She’d rather stay in and smoke with friends than go out. The only way to convince her to leave her apartment is if she knows she can light up once she gets to her destination. Chilling is her favorite word, and if she can’t chill, she’s not having fun. Others might call her lazy, but she doesn’t give a fuck, she's happy being high.

DOWN
Though a stoner babe prefers to keep it chill, she is always down for whatever. She never has a solid plan, and she likes to go with the flow.  She’ll never say no to a joint, and as long as there’s weed, she’ll be around to smoke it. She loves a good adventure

HAPPY
She’s so sick, because she’s a sexy babe who likes a good laugh. Since she’s always high, she has a continuous smile on her face that never goes away. When she’s out at a party she’s not another miserable chick looking for attention, because she’s having too much fun giggling to herself.

There’s no one particular stoner style, but there are common elements stoner girls share that define their look—style is effortless to a stoner babe. She resembles the perfect mix of comfort while remaining feminine. Her flair is reflected through her individual character, making her distinctive from the rest, and her getups stay constant from day to night because she’s too high to change.

Here are a few unspoken guidelines that are unstated but understood in the stoner babe community.

BE COMFORTABLE
Being comfortable is the most important rule about being high. This babe is all about keeping it chill, and the chiller the outfit, the chiller she feels. There’s no reason to ever feel uncomfortable—feeling awkward throws off her vibe. Girls who dress uncomfortable are girls who aren’t mellow like the stoner girl. Sweatpants, hoodies, and house shoes are essential to her loungewear lifestyle.

KEEP IT SEXY
Though being comfortable is key, it’s not cute to look like a homeless hag. To balance the look, there needs to be at least one sexy element. Looking hot is all about layering. Throw on a slip dress, add an oversize hoodie, swap out the house slippers for some sneakers, and then you have put together an ideal stoner girl fit. If you already have the sweatpants on, then pair the sweats with a baby tee and keep those slippers on, girl—or skip the pants completely and wear a flannel as a dress.

WEAR THE RIGHT SHOES
Fuck the stilettos—it’s time to get high. Stoner babes don’t wear uncomfortable shoes, because they’re on a constant mission to find cute places to toke up. Rooftops, alleys, and parks are the last places you want to be wearing shoes you can’t run in.

KEEP IT NATURAL
No, I’m not talking about your pits. Stoner girls don’t have time to concern themselves with being high-maintenance. They have more important shit to worry about, like getting ripped. Who needs glossy lips when you already have glossy eyes?

BE PREPARED
Everyone loves a home girl who’s prepared. Stoner babes have all the tools at all times. Having a bag big enough to carry all the essentials needed for an outing is key. A stoner girl's bag consists of a beverage for cottonmouth, snacks for the munchies, lighter, papers, and of course a personal stash.

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