It's basically a chrome hellhole where you want to fuck everyone all the time.
Barb Sucks, an exhaustive theory.
Those statues of Donald Trump with an imaginary tiny penis reminded me of part of my job as a dominatrix, but not for the right reasons.
Dragging yourself to your job hungover is one thing, but doing it still drunk probably isn't best when you've got hundreds of lives to look after.
"I'd robbed this creep of his boner, and that's the real satisfaction that a cartoonist should feel."
Not satisfied with leaving bruises or marks from wrist restraints, some members of the BDSM community are breaking out the tattoo equipment.
On the 40th anniversary of the shop first opening illegally in 1976, we talked to the longtime owners about ink in the Big Apple.
"It sounds like a vegan shop to me, off the bat. But yeah, plantation... the slave connotations don't sound so lovely..."
On the 20th anniversary of America's longest-running family drama, we look back at the show as a reaction to the sacrilegious media of the 1990s.
"When I go to the Muslim community I don't feel like I'm totally embraced because I'm a Republican, and when I hang out with Republicans I don't feel like I fit in there."
How could I talk about building a foreseeable future with another person when so much of my own hinged on making just a little bit more an hour?
Just take it easy with that stuff.
America's favorite drag superstar reads the gay community, Hollywood's capitalist core, and his own legacy.
Mr Cannabis has been planting weed seeds in Glastonbury council's flower displays for nearly 20 years, but one or two pissed off locals recently complained, thrusting Free into the limelight.
What do you do when you want to have sex with someone but can't? Spoon for hours in the protective caress of night, but no kissing.
Teaching LGBTQ history in public schools represents something much deeper than just that—it's the affirmation of the personhood of LGBTQ students.
Feel for the crud monster who added 250 women he was trying to bang into the same WhatsApp group. Or don't.
Do Aussie immigrants feel as much resentment to their adopted home as Kiwis living in Australia apparently do?
"Uh, I don't know the exact title because it had loads of words in it, but it was... actually I've really forgotten it."
A new exhibit at the Mütter Museum in Philadelphia explores the beauty and individuality of human skulls.
"I had to be so focused, so disciplined for the whole year," he said.
His current obsession is going after anti-Indigenous commenters related to the killing of Colten Boushie.
Head up the A1 and you'll notice sex-based businesses everywhere. We called in at each one to work out why the old Great North Road has become such a popular spot for sexy stuff.
Tick them off like a bingo card, if you like. I mean, it doesn't matter: you're still going to end up fucking them.