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      By Brian Moylan Jul 30, 2014

      NFL Players We Wish Were Gay

      Unfortunately, there aren't many homos in the NFL, which leaves gay men interested in the league (or at least the players) with nothing to do but fantasize about which guys we'd like to draft to play for our "team."

      By Brian Moylan Jul 30, 2014
      By Brian Moylan Mar 28, 2014

      In Defense of the American Bro

      Just last week on this here website, the American Bro was portrayed as a man who lives only to consume and impress, someone who wants to leave his mark and spread his jizz on everything. And what is so wrong with that? That is what men do. That is what me…

      By Brian Moylan Mar 28, 2014
      By Brian Moylan May 17, 2013

      How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection

      These days with more and more social circles becoming sexually diverse, how can you tell if the guy swinging a glow stick next to you at some Bushwick "rave" is looking to put his pole in a hole or looking for another pole to pole all over his face?

      By Brian Moylan May 17, 2013
      By Brian Moylan Mar 30, 2013

      When Internet Sex Was Still a Mystery

      I never imagined we'd be using the internet to talk about ourselves, at least back when the World Wide Web was still being spun bit by bit from a million squeaking and grunting computer mating noises coming out of our modems. This was back in the day befo…

      By Brian Moylan Mar 30, 2013
      By Brian Moylan Feb 23, 2013

      Flying American Slobs

      I was hanging out in a business-class lounge at JFK airport, waiting for my flight, when I saw two women enter, one American, one Italian. Try to tell me which is which. The first looked relaxed, classy, and very rich. The second woman was wearing Uggs an…

      By Brian Moylan Feb 23, 2013
      By Brian Moylan Dec 24 2013

      How to Suck an Uncut Cock

      There comes a moment in every American cocksucker's (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk. Yes, I'm talking about the rare occasion (in America and I…

      By Brian Moylan Dec 24 2013
      By Brian Moylan Jan 2, 2013

      How to Get Laid at the Gym

      Most guys approach the gym like Clint Eastwood walking into a shootout: they want to be alone, they want to be very serious, and they'll kill anyone who comes near them. That is the exact opposite of the attitude you need if you want to score some gym-ton…

      By Brian Moylan Jan 2, 2013
      By Brian Moylan Dec 5, 2012

      What Your Underwear Says About You

      Congratulations, you have convinced some poor fool to come back to your house from a bar/party/awkward OKCupid date and tricked them into thinking it's a good idea to have sex with you. While we all know dick size is really the only thing that matters, fi…

      By Brian Moylan Dec 5, 2012