Articles by Cameron Reed
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McGuinty's Resignation: Show Us Your Weenus!
Yeah yeah, we know, Dalton McGuinty's gone, but where's the proof of indecent exposure? Full story
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Fuck You, Teach: The Conservatives Don't Give a Shit About Detention
It's back to school time for Canadian politicians... and the Conservatives are coming for the NDP's lunch money. Full story
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Northern Gateway Pipeline: What the Hell Is Going On with the Northern Gateway Pipeline?
Because you’d have to believe some kind of fringe ideology to be against a black flammable liquid being unsafely transported through your community. Full story
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Five Things Stephen Harper Could Do To Improve His Public Image
Try to be funny. Make a joke about farting or post a photo of your cat. Or post of photo of you farting on your cat. Just try to sound like a god damned human, Stephen! People are starting to ask questions. Full story
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Cut The Shit, Calgary: Ban Chuckwagon Racing
You want to be entertained the way they did back in the old west? Go grab a fucking jug and blow into it. Full story
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The Environment: Getting Fucked Right In The Tree Hole
For those of you who are connecting with nature (by sticking your energy braid into a tree hole or whatever), I would recommend reflecting on how fortunate we are to live in a country with such pristine and awe-inspiring beauty. Full story
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The Liberals Can't Take A Hint: The Expert Truck's A-Comin'
But for most of us, it’s about things like which year Armageddon came out or what kind of dog is that. No one’s going to die if we’re wrong. Full story
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F-35 Scandal: The Tories Are Leaving On A Jetplane
I don’t care if working with the other parties is difficult or inefficient, it’s your fucking job, you ADULTS! Full story
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The Canadian Budget: Jim Flaherty Doesn't Care About Young People
So this is my suggestion, fuck retirement. Enjoy your life now. If you have to wait until you’re 67 to have some peace in your life, why not opt for eternal peace? Full story
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Robocalls: Why You Should Give A Shit
Unless we’re going to start referring a murder as a “whoopsy daisy” or a rape as “heavy petting,” I see no reason for this particular crime to be given a polite term. Full story
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed
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Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar?
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Meeting Some Growers Out West
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn