Meet the Nieratkos

Jeff Grosso Has a Beautiful Mind

Is Jeff Grosso the last vestige of free speech in skateboarding? We don’t know, but we like the way he talks about drugs. Full story

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Skateboarding's Most Violent Team Manager Has Mellowed Out

Deluxe Distribution's Mic-e Reyes has never kicked anyone off his team for smoking pot, but he has kicked a lot of ass over the years. Full story

Skinema

Belladonna's Dick Sauce (Animal Style)

My eyes are currently bleeding semen. Each moment they remain open, it feels like vats of acid are being poured into my retinas. The excruciating pain is a direct result of watching porn for the past 12 hours straight. Full story

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Gimme a Fucking Break #4

Despite flunking out of six of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in New Jersey in less than three years, I never got to experience the crazy beach rompfest marinated in cheap beer that is spring break. Full story

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Patrick O’Dell’s Skateboard High School

Patrick O’Dell is having an art show called 'Skateboard High School' tonight at LA’s Known Gallery. I wish I were flying to LA this weekend so I could see it, but I'm not, so instead I made him send me a copy of the limited-edition book from the show and emailed him some question… Full story

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Finally, a Kids' Book for Cannibals

If you’re a cannibal with lofty aspirations about becoming a part of high society, Jen Uman has the perfect book for you and your children. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

Fat, Sick, and Nearly Divorced

It was bound to happen. Chris Nieratko’s wife is leaving him for juicing, so he’s offering up these photos and videos of her for you to pleasure yourself to. Full story

Skinema

Bitches in Uniform

Much like the modern-day hipster with soft hands and manicured nails and the garb of a longshoreman, skateboarders appropriated the style of blue-collar workers two decades ago. Full story

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Hip-Hop Isn’t Dead, It’s Just Repackaged

Skateboarding ruined hip-hop and Lil Wayne sucks but at least we have our CDs and cassettes from the 90s to drown our sorrows. Full story

Welcome to the Twin Zone

Your Mind Is About to Be Double-Penetrated

The longest period of time the ATL Twins have spent apart has been six hours when Sidney was locked up for a DUI. Otherwise they are always together, with the exception of a few minutes here and there to shit, shave, and shower. Full story