Jamie Clifton
Articles by Jamie Clifton
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette. Full story
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British Private School Kids Are Getting High On Butane in Dubai
Butane: the flammable stuff in lighters that can freeze your lungs and kill you if you use it wrong. Full story
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Why Are So Many Gypsies Killing Themselves?
A recent report shows that travelers and gypsies are in significantly poorer health than other UK-resident, English-speaking ethnic minorities. They're also more likely to suffer from miscarriages and still births, and suicide rates among gypsies have grown to be six times higher… Full story
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I'm Sending Four People to Mars for the Rest of Their Lives
They're going to live in little capsules and start a new society. Full story
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Can Films Right the "Conspiracy Against Syria"?
Najdat Anzour is a leading Syrian director who made news in 2007, when it was announced that he was slated to direct a film based on a screenplay by Muammar Gaddafi. I dialed up Najdat to talk about the conflict in Syria. Full story
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2012 Is Bullshit; 2020 Is When We’ll really Be in Trouble
Scientist Peter Turchin's work suggests that the next state of upheaval in the US is set to hit in 2020. It’s like that Mayan-apocalypse nonsense, except Peter’s theory is the result of the hard work of a respected scientist rather than some dead Central American dudes. Full story
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Mexico City's Miniature Jackos
Will Sanders went to Day of the Dead the year every kid was dressed as Michael Jackson. Full story
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Firing Grenades at Somali Pirates Was the Most Fun I've Ever Had
One day we stopped to refuel and one of the guides was like, "OK, let's go shoot an underwater machine gun while we wait." So I was like, "Fuck yeah," obviously. So we did that for a bit, then I went and got my rocket launcher and shot that off the front of the boat, which was co… Full story
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Aliens Do It Better
Boning an alien in real life has always remained a fantasy, but that will soon change when brothel owner Dennis Hof opens his “Alien Cathouse,” a sci-fi themed whorehouse down the road from Area 51. Full story
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Being in Your Twenties Is Great
And I'm calling bullshit on the Cracked writer who thinks otherwise. Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo 
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies 
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole 
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity 
