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      By Kara Crabb Aug 15, 2014

      It’s Time To Learn About the Female Prostate

      We recently published two articles that both referenced the female prostate. Many commenters freaked out, incredulous at the authors' seemingly poor grasp of human anatomy. So we asked Kara Crabb to respond by writing her own guide to the female prostate…

      By Kara Crabb Aug 15, 2014
      By Kara Crabb Jul 17, 2014

      Quebecois Women's Fashion: A Marvel, A Mystery

      Montreal is generally regarded as the fashion hub of Canada, but one thing that is talked about considerably less is what I consider to truly be Quebecois women's fashion: balloon pants, useless seams, and mosaics of patched textiles that don't match…

      By Kara Crabb Jul 17, 2014
      By Kara Crabb Jan 24, 2014

      Therapy with Steve Girard, AKA Stevie Eats Worms

      I hate to keep coming back to this, but after I gargled my piss on the internet I received a lot of heartfelt missives from urine enthusiasts the world over. One very intrusive fan even searched my DNS registration and sent me a text with my father's name…

      By Kara Crabb Jan 24, 2014
      By Kara Crabb Oct 10, 2013

      Jacob Barnett Is Even Better in 3D

      Jacob Barnett has been getting a lot of media attention lately because he is an autistic baby genius. I have been following his story for over a year now, waiting for my chance to pounce. When I found out he was going to be at a science-outreach festival,…

      By Kara Crabb Oct 10, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Jul 8, 2013

      Bitches Be Writing: A History

      The first important modern writer with a vagina emerged out of nowhere, with an exaggerated, hyperbolic diary she called Pride and Prejudice, written when she was just 21 years old. As a result, universities all over the place now have feminist-lit…

      By Kara Crabb Jul 8, 2013
      By Kara Crabb May 30, 2013

      Dr. Henry Morgentaler Was the Coolest

      Yesterday one of my favorite people in the world died, but it's okay because he was ninety and he didn't get shot in the face like everybody thought he would. I'm talking about—you guessed it—DOCTOORRR HENRY MORGENTALLEERRR, everybody's favorite abortioni…

      By Kara Crabb May 30, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Apr 23, 2013

      Jessie Andrews

      When I first saw Jessie Andrews doing sexy naked stuff on film, it blew my mind. Everything about her performance seemed so honest, refreshing, and visually stunning. She is only 20-years-old, and started in the industry as soon as she turned 18—which to…

      By Kara Crabb Apr 23, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Mar 20, 2013

      Girl Eats Placenta

      When my very-pregnant friend called recently to tell me that she had arranged for her placenta to be encapsulated, and she was inviting me to come watch the whole process, it was a dream come true. I had been dropping subtle hints to her for months.

      By Kara Crabb Mar 20, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Mar 6, 2013

      A Sweatshop of One's Own

      What if the crap-manufacturing industry collapses and all of the indentured servants the US employs there are no longer able to produce cheaply manufactured garments? What atrocities would Americans be forced to wear? To illustrate this predicament, I mad…

      By Kara Crabb Mar 6, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Mar 5, 2013

      Myths About Science Education

      Recently I decided to go back to school to study science, and, astoundingly, most people I've crossed paths with have been enormous dicks about it. Even the secretary at the office of the registrar said, "Science? How do you know you want to study science…

      By Kara Crabb Mar 5, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Feb 27, 2013

      My Favorite Disease, Noma

      Brace yourselves. A lot of you will probably hate the photos you're about to see in this article, but they're not meant to make you feel sad and scared, they're meant to make you understand something cool about your stupid face.

      By Kara Crabb Feb 27, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Feb 19, 2013

      How to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina

      It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff onto a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important, and you need to be able to make yourself cum. I know it ca…

      By Kara Crabb Feb 19, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Feb 12, 2013

      Let's Colonize Outer Space

      I would like to donate my ova to NASA so that they can raise babies in a highly controlled environment, see how human physiology changes over time/in weird circumstances, and help us get on the track to colonizing Mars.

      By Kara Crabb Feb 12, 2013
      By Kara Crabb Nov 19, 2012

      The Magic Kingdom of Syria

      Here's a fun idea for Syria: Disneyland. Just because your government has oppressed you for generations and your country is in the midst of a full-scale civil war doesn't mean you don't want to get soaked on Splash Mountain, right?

      By Kara Crabb Nov 19, 2012