Kara Crabb

twitter: @karacrabb

Articles by Kara Crabb

  • I Went to a Raelian Cult Protest For Titties

    We sent Kara Crabb to attend a protest where 20 women from the "UFO Religion" known as Raelism went topless for gender equality.

  • It’s Time To Learn About the Female Prostate

    We recently published two articles that both referenced the female prostate. Many commenters freaked out, incredulous at the authors’ seemingly poor grasp of human anatomy. So we asked Kara Crabb to respond by writing her own guide to the female prostate.

  • How a Bluetooth-Enabled Vibrator Complicated My Sex Life

    As a blogger for a media website, I often write about personal experiences and sometimes I’m given free products to advertise under the guise of narrative. The OhMiBod® blueMotion™ is a Bluetooth™ enabled vibrator that's "perfect for couple play," so my partner and I gave it a wh…

  • Quebecois Women's Fashion: A Marvel, A Mystery

    Montreal is generally regarded as the fashion hub of Canada, but one thing that is talked about considerably less is what I consider to truly be Quebecois women’s fashion: balloon pants, useless seams, and mosaics of patched textiles that don’t match.

  • Here Are More Reasons Why Girls Should Only Have Anal Sex

    Here's Kara Crabb's follow-up to her stunningly popular expose on why girls should only do it in the butt. Her reasoning may surprise you!

  • Therapy with Steve Girard, AKA Stevie Eats Worms

    I hate to keep coming back to this, but after I gargled my piss on the internet I received a lot of heartfelt missives from urine enthusiasts the world over. One very intrusive fan even searched my DNS registration and sent me a text with my father’s name and address, warning me…

  • We Reviewed 'Figure 1' the Instagram for Doctors

    I’m glad that there is now a service (it’s almost exactly like Instagram) to document the weird things that nurses, technicians, surgeons, and physicians get to deal with on a daily basis.

  • Jacob Barnett Is Even Better in 3D

    Jacob Barnett has been getting a lot of media attention lately because he is an autistic baby genius. I have been following his story for over a year now, waiting for my chance to pounce. When I found out he was going to be at a science-outreach festival, manning an exhibit calle…

  • Bitches Be Writing: A History

    The first important modern writer with a vagina emerged out of nowhere, with an exaggerated, hyperbolic diary she called Pride and Prejudice, written when she was just 21 years old. As a result, universities all over the place now have feminist-lit departments. Here's a lo…

  • Dr. Henry Morgentaler Was the Coolest

    Yesterday one of my favorite people in the world died, but it’s okay because he was ninety and he didn’t get shot in the face like everybody thought he would. I’m talking about—you guessed it—DOCTOORRR HENRY MORGENTALLEERRR, everybody’s favorite abortionist.