Karley Sciortino

Articles by Karley Sciortino

  • Slutever Answers Your Questions About True Love and BJs

    For those of us who don't have significant others to rub our parts on tonight—or other nights, for that matter—it's nice to have an all-knowing goddess of romance and lust to take us by the hand and guide us to a greater understanding of doin' it in a way that is healthy and plea…

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    Jackass Presents: A Slutever Bad Grandpa Special

    In this special episode of Slutever, VICE's sexpert Karley Sciortino moves to Los Angeles with hopes of becoming famous, just like her idol, Anna Nicole Smith. Things take a random turn when she crosses paths with Irving Zisman at a tantric-sex cult meeting.

  • Darren Cullen Says Santa Is Stealing Jesus' Thunder

    Darren Cullen’s work does a good job of continually outraging the conservative press, who often use terms like “disturbing,” “grotesque,” and “freakish horror show” to describe his art. But they’re all clearly just right-wing stupid-heads who don’t understand that Cullen’s work i…

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    San Francisco Sex Mecca

    Karley has been feeling a bit oppressed lately by all the negative comments on her blog, like for examps when people call her a "desperate slut from hell" or "God's period" and stuff. Luckily, through the magic of the internet and some casual #research, Karley discovered a magica…

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    Gray Area

    Karley's recent sex dreams about her gurl crush, Mistress Amanda Whip, cause her to ponder, "In sex, does everything have to be black and white—'straight' or 'gay'—or can you be somewhere in between, like, in a gray area? Clearly, the only way to solve this dilemma is with a LESB…

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    V-Cards

    Karley is frequently asked by readers of her blog about when, how, and with whom they should lose their virginity. But she doesn't always give the best advice as she hasn't been a virgin for a looong time. In this episode of VICE's 'Slutever,' Karley attempts to re-enter a virgin…

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    Orgasms: Where R They?

    As we all know, sex is really fun. But sometimes it can be a frustrating nightmare. Did you know that only 30 percent of women achieve orgasm during sex? So, how do we teach our partners what needs to be done without making them feel like sexual failures? And what can we do to ma…

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    Sex Is Fashion

    If you don't dress well, no one will want to have sex with you, right? In this special Fashion Week episode of 'Slutever,' Karley visits NYC nightlife and fashion icon Sophia Lamar, who teaches her what to wear, how to hook up with male models, and the true meaning of the word 'g…

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    Love Is Pain

    In this episode of VICE's 'Slutever,' sex blogger Karley Sciortino asks herself, "How do I beat up my boyfriend safely, and how do I ask him to hurt me back without freaking him out?" She spends a day with professional dominatrix Mistress Amanda Whip, who gives Karley a beginner'…

  • The Most Glorious Bazoombas in the World

    Kitten, the ultra-vixen known for her 44-inch chest, talks with us about her stint in porn, her marriage with Russ Meyer, and getting a boob job after breast cancer.