Articles by Kelly McClure
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Forget Sunshine
The Pacific Northwest Is Your New Spring Break Destination
The new hot spot where all the cool kids go to do keg stands on stacks of cock rings is the MOTHAFUCKIN’ PACIFIC NORTHWEST! And to prove it, we enlisted Pacific Northwest bands Pony Time, the Thermals, Tacocat, and Parenthetical Girls to share pictures from their dreary, rain-soaked spring break parties. Full story
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Can This Be Over Now? - SXSW Day Four
Well, after waking up and checking my out going text messages from yesterday, it seems as though I spent most of the day, and all of the night, texting my boss about how I just want him to "understand me" and then saying "sorry, I'm on pills," while also sending message after me… Full story
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Show Stuff - SXSW: Day Three
Having been at SXSW for three full days now, I can offically say that I would not mind going home soon. My feet hurt, I've gained 35 pounds from drinking beer from sunup till sunup, and my nose is so sunburned I look like I have a disease. Full story
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SXSW Day Two - An Interview with Sini Anderson, Director of The Punk Singer
Yesterday I met up with Sini Anderson, director of 'The Punk Singer', a documentary about Kathleen Hanna, in the lobby of The Driskill Hotel in Austin. Full story
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Front and Center at the Poop Show - SXSW Day One
I put "poop show" in the title of this post for two reasons: 1) I don't think we can say shit anymore, and 2) SXSW, for me at least, seems to always center around how much I have to crap my face off almost the minute I exit the plane. Full story
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VICE Exclusive: Behind the Scene of SSION's "High" Video
We love SSION, and we write about them often, so naturally we jumped at the chance to share this special, exclusive, behind the scenes look at the weird and intimate making of their "High" video. Full story
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I Had Romance Sex at Kate's Lazy Meadow
So as we all know, last Thursday was Valentine's Day, and while you were staring at your weird girlfriend or boyfriend across a table at Applebees, I was up in the Catskills with my sex lover, doing sex lover things at Kate's Lazy Meadow. Full story
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Johnny Marr Takes Music and Fashion Seriously
An Interview with the Coolest Guitarist to Ever Breathe Air
Music and fashion go together like pedophiles and children. It’s always been an uneasy, somewhat forced relationship that results from perversion and mental illness. Johnny Marr is one of the few musicians who got it right. Full story
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We Interviewed Le1f About Basic Ass Bitches
We talked to Le1f about fashion, basic ass bitches, his latest mix tape - 'Fly Zone,' and who would win in a fight between Beyonce and Rihanna. Full story
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Matthew Frost Directed 'Fashion Film' Featuring My Girlfriend - Lizzy Caplan
Fashion week starts this week in NYC I guess. Is that what it's called? Fashion Week? I don't know, I had to ask about it. What I DO know is that my love, my life, my one true celebrity fake girlfriend, LIZZY CAPLAN stars in this hilarious spoof on dreamy twee fashion shit that V… Full story
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar?
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn