Articles by Matt Shea
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Hooray! Porn Sites Are Paying to Remove Tattoos of Their Logos from My Face
But my friend Hostgator has some worrying new plans to make money. Full story
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Reddit Wants the Boston Bomber's Blood
Only one day after the Boston bombings, a subreddit was formed to collate and analyze photos of the crime scene, expanding to over 3,000 users in less than half a day. We spoke to Rather_Confused, one of the subreddit's mods, to get a feel for this new breed of internet warrior. Full story
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Berliners Are Waging a War Against Gentrification
It’s been 23 years since the Berlin Wall was demolished, and now the bulldozers are back. But this time, no one’s clapping. When word got out that a developer was planning to build a luxury apartment complex right on top of the preserved section of the wall (known as the East Sid… Full story
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I Tattooed Porn Websites On My Face So My Kids Wouldn't Starve
But, weirdly, I'm starting to regret them now. Full story
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Bulletproof Kids
In December, the massacre at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, threw the country into a deep depression, followed by a fiery debate about guns. Companies hawking children’s clothes saw sales skyrocket. One of these vendors, Amendment II, has bulletproof backpacks star… Full story
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Why Can't These Bodybuilders Admit That They're Gay?
According to their forum, having sex with another guy isn't gay, it's just "alpha". Full story
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Getting Emotional with London's Gay Catholics
They won't let the Pope fuck with their religion. Full story
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Making Friends at Stonehenge for the End of the World
Throughout my time at Stonehenge I met hippies, Norse gods, ancient kings, bygone warriors, conspiracy theorists, senile Druids, schizophrenics, witches, wizards, demons, hackers, viking families, trance-heads, and even a guy who thought he was a squirrel in human form. Full story
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Scientists in Wales Have Been Sewing Kittens' Eyes Shut
Cats and cruelty, the internet's two favourite things. Full story
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The Raving Outlaw Biker-Druids and Their 1575-Year-Old King
I spent a day with King Arthur at Stonehenge and he knighted me. Full story
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed 
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar? 
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West 
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation 
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst 
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn 
