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      By Ron Hemphill Feb 8, 2013

      Hey Ron! Should I Dress to Impress?

      I never dress to impress anyone. At the end of the day, my character should speak for itself. I'm not wearing an Armani or Hickey Freeman suit. I'm out here to represent Ron, not a tailor. If someone wants me to get dressed up for a party, that's a party…

      By Ron Hemphill Feb 8, 2013
      By Ron Hemphill Feb 1, 2013

      Hey Ron! Is Bald Beautiful?

      I don't know if I could date a bald-headed woman, because people might think we're twins or something. I do know we'd save a lot of money on shampoos and trips to the salon. That's a car payment right there.

      By Ron Hemphill Feb 1, 2013
      By Ron Hemphill Jan 25, 2013

      Hey Ron! Will the Flu Kill Me?

      You should avoid the subways. There are people that sneeze on the train and I just want to smack them. I've seen people pick their nose and then grab the rail. I look at them like, "Really?" And they say, "Sorry." But they aren't sorry for what they did…

      By Ron Hemphill Jan 25, 2013
      By Ron Hemphill Jan 18, 2013

      Hey Ron! Should I Marry a Manslut?

      I fell in love with a guy three years back when I saw a shirtless pic of him on my girl's phone. Since then, he's had his way with most of my girlfriends. But none of them understand him like I do. Am I making a mistake trying to turn this man into a one-…

      By Ron Hemphill Jan 18, 2013
      By Ron Hemphill Jul 27, 2012

      Hey Ron! - Why Can't We Have Anything Nice?

      I understand that kids want to wild-out. I've done everything in the book. I was so bad when I was younger in the projects that I even surfed the train. So, I get it. I know you young people want to go nuts and act dumb, but trust me, you are only hurting…

      By Ron Hemphill Jul 27, 2012