Articles by Sam Clements
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Nocturnal Submissions
Cats Fucking
1988. I’m on Central Avenue about a mile south of wise decisions. A warm wind is blowing through the desert that is Los Angeles. It's 4:00 AM when I spy a skinny wreck in spike heels, short-shorts, and a halter top. She gives a wink and a wave and I pull into an empty lot next to a beauty parlor. Full story
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A J-Pop Star Had a Head-Shaving Freakout Because She Has a Boyfriend
J-pop star Minami Minegishi—a senior member of 80-strong girl group sensation AKB48—recently brought the "shave your head and make a hysterical apology on the internet" brand of freak-out to Japan. Why? For committing the selfish sin of having a boyfriend. Full story
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Hanging Out with Chicago's Scrap Metal Collectors
And finding out about the crackheads who kill each other over old bits of metal. Full story
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The Los Zetas Drug Cartel Has Their Own Radio Network
Drug cartels are all over the place in Mexico, but the Los Zetas have gained the title of the most technologically advanced and dangerous cartel in the country. They’re ex-paramilitary, tooled up like a miniature army, and have even set up their own radio communications network t… Full story
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Japan's Suicidal Salarymen Are Dying for Work
A large amount of the population in Japan's biggest cities have a destructive relationship with work, literally, with many grinding themselves away to an early grave. The social phenomenon has its own word, karoshi, and it isn't death from digit-crippling labor in a sweatshop or Full story
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Anonymous Are Trying to Destroy 'The Most Hated Man On The Internet'
We spoke to the leader of the hunt for revenge-porn king Hunter Moore. Full story
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Question of the Day
Would You Rather Be in Gaza or Syria Right Now?
"I've probably heard most about Syria." Full story
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Question of the Day
Do You Surf and Turf?
"My missus doesn't like it. I tried before, but she cried." Full story
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We Interviewed the Most Hated Man on the Internet
Hunter Moore's new website is going to make getting a blowjob as easy as ordering pizza. Full story
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Question of the Day
What's the Rudest Anyone's Ever Been to You?
"This one guy I had sex with offered to pay me." Full story
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar?
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn