AMPHETAMINE LOGIC
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Goodbye to All That (the End for Now)
Amphetamine Logic was kind of making me psychotic. I sat down for lunch with my agent at an overpriced bistro on Park Avenue South. "So Cat," Byrd Leavell, literary agent extraordinaire, said. "What's new?" Full story
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The End, Part One
Amphetamine Logic is coming to an end. I am better and I will continue to get better, and it doesn't matter to me that you don't want to believe this, or don't understand what it means. Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: The Cockroach and the Cokehead
May 2012: I quit my job and burn all my bridges so I can swim. I won't realize that was wishful thinking until a few months later. Summer starts gliding by like a sailboat. I master the Dead Man's Float. I'm not working and life is a lazy river; I'm a pinecone that's been dropped… Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: Graffiti, Crackheads, More Cocaine, Miami (Bitch)
I’m sleeping alone in the backseat of a parked rental car at 5 AM in a terrible neighborhood in Miami when the door opposite me clicks open and a grizzly old black drunk man slides in next to me, shutting the car door behind him. His eyes and skin are the color of urine, and he s… Full story
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Amphetamine Logic - Coke Sex for Teen Sluts
Sometimes when a dick is inside me I can’t help but think about my family. I know that sounds totally gross, but I don’t mean it in, like, an incestuous way. My dad never fucked me or anything. I think it has more to do with guilt, you know, or I’m ashamed, for whatever nutty rea… Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: Dawn of the Dustheads
It's 5 AM on a Thursday and Same and I are in my apartment in the East Village, high on PCP and surrounded. All of the men are nursing 40 oz. Ballantines and the girls they brought are strangers, looking around at my strange life and into my mirrored coffee tables as they reappl Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: Disappeared
A few days ago the text came. It was from a 202 number—D.C. "Call Paul at 202XXXXXXX or your dad if you want to know what's going on," it read. Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: Bloodsuckers and Conde Nast-ys
Three years ago I was running around with sociopaths and addicts. Predators who took me to the projects to spend my money on crack and heroin and snap obscene Polaroids of me when I fell asleep. Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: Blonde on (Very Famous) Blonde
It’s the 'Purple Magazine' party during Fashion Week and I’m at a booth with my friends Chrissie Miller and Frankie Inglese. And then there's Lindsay Lohan. Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: Nothing Is Wrong If It Feels Good
It's a sunny afternoon in SoHo and I've had five glasses of champagne with a married celebrity at a bar. I’m spun like a kite from gobbling Dexedrine all week. Amphetamine Logic is about to step in. Full story
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Amphetamine Logic: The Aftermath
If you live in my neighborhood in NYC, maybe you’ve seen me. If you read beauty and style blogs, or the 'New York Post' in the past week or so, you’ve probably at least heard of me. My name is Cat Marnell. Full story
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Rob Ford Might Be a Crack Smoker
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Wanted for Murder, Says He Was Drugged and Raped
It's a truly bizarre and tragic twist to the "homefree" tale of everyone's favorite hatchet-wielding hob
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?
Crotchless panties make me hornier than a nude Jake Johnson offering me a burrito.
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A Few Impressions: 'Gatsby'
In the end, Luhrmann made it work, and that’s all that matters.
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The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The KKK protested renaming a park that memorialized one of the most infamous racists ever.
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11 Governments Are Meeting in Peru to Figure Out How They Can Control the Internet
SOPA's defeat truly did not mean shit and it's time to catch up on what's really happening out there.
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The Canadian Company Helping Movie Studios Sue You for Illegal Downloading Has Been Using Images Without Permission
You had one job, guys!
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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International Cyberthieves Stole $40 Million from a Bank in Ten Hours
And it appears that the ringleaders are still at large.
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Five Myths About Québec’s Language Laws
No one is all that happy to see the language wars return, but what are they really about?
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Animal Penises Are Super Weird, You Guys
Hello. I am a duck. Want to see my penis?
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Synesthesia on Psychedelics
You're bound to freak out extra hard on acid when you can hear colours and see music.
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VICE News: B.C. Bud
Visiting grow ops and the RCMP to chat about weed and weed production.
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I Went Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
And it was kind of upsetting.
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Weirdo Club
Things get weird when somebody breaks out the unholy fermented ichor.
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Some Photographs from the All About Pets Show
Canada's largest pet convention has a lot to see, apparently.
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Tubesteak: How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period.
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Question of the Day: Asking New Yorkers: "How Would You Feel if Your Mayor Smoked Crack?"
"I would be surprised."
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This Is Life in a 400-PPM World
It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
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Canadian UFO Sightings Have Doubled
We welcome our new alien masters.
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This Week in Racism: Former Italian Prime Minister Dressed up Strippers to Look Like Barack Obama
Who would think that's sexy?
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The Mercy Rule: Hearing the Spurs
They're not too boring; you're too young.
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A New Episode of Our TV Show Is Airing Tonight
Hanging with cigarette-smoking children in Indonesia and addicts kicking smack in Mexico.
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Rob Ford Might Be a Crack Smoker
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Gangsta Boo Reviews Azealia Banks, MIA, Iggy Azalea, Brooke Candy, and More
I sat with her and watched some music videos by some of the hottest lady rappers out today.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They realise that Nazis generally don't like Asian people, but apparently that doesn't matter.
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Dodging Water Cannons and Sound Bombs at Israel's Catastrophe Day
The Israeli police force still isn't warming to Palestinian protesters.
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Italica: Three Days of War
An ancient sport played for honor, glory, and passion. Nobody gets a penny.
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Fringes: Mexico's Other Border
We tagged along with her and many other Central American immigrants
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Ground Zero: Mali
The first legitimate combat footage to come out of the war in Mali.
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Munchies: Craft
He likes his razor clams raw and his beer cold.
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #86
A weekly look at comics, illustrations, fine art, and general nerdery.
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My Mum Tricked Me Into Going to a Ugandan Boarding School
There were riots and police pointed guns at me. It wasn't great.
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VICE News: In Saddam's Shadow
A tour of a city that used to be covered nonstop by the American media.
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Terrence Malick’s Crisis of Faith
Morose existential troubles lit in golden-hour splendor, again.
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The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
A sovereign micronation in the Nevada desert run by a member of the US Army.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Escape from North Korea - Shopping for Defectors
We recently met up with a South Korean pastor who has developed a modern day underground.
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed 
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar? 
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West 
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation 
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst 
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn 
