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      By Thomas Drance May 28, 2013

      Ottawa Senators Fans Are Good Buddhists

      According to Buddhist teachings, life becomes so much more rewarding—or at least that you can end your existential suffering—when you abandon expectations. Letting go of expectations frees you, in some ways, from the struggle and disappointments in mortal…

      By Thomas Drance May 28, 2013
      By Thomas Drance May 22, 2013

      Which Hockey Team Will End Canada’s Stanley Cup Drought?

      A Canadian team hasn't won the Stanley Cup in twenty years. When's that gonna change? Who has the best chance? Angry Hockey Nerd (the rageman who correctly predicted the Leafs loss) speculates for us.

      By Thomas Drance May 22, 2013
      By Thomas Drance May 13, 2013

      The Leafs Are Overachievers

      Despite saying the Bruins would win this series easily, Angry Hockey Nerd is back with his foot in his mouth.

      By Thomas Drance May 13, 2013
      By Thomas Drance May 7, 2013

      No Embellishment: Canucks Fandom Sucks

      It wasn't long ago that the Vancouver Canucks steamrolled the entire league on route to a President's Trophy and the Stanley Cup Finals. The team fell a game short, the city briefly burned, and things haven't quite been the same since.

      By Thomas Drance May 7, 2013
      By Thomas Drance Apr 15, 2013

      Nazem Kadri Isn’t Wayne Gretzky

      Canadian hockey fans, many of whom are sports fans of a particularly obsessive variety, get more excited by young talent than Jack Nicholson. Most of the time it's equally creepy too.

      By Thomas Drance Apr 15, 2013
      By Thomas Drance Mar 25, 2013

      Brendan Shanahan Sucks at Disciplining the NHL

      Brendan Shanahan's flip-floppy management of the NHL's suspensions has been embarrassing, but to be fair he's not the only one to blame.

      By Thomas Drance Mar 25, 2013
      By Thomas Drance Feb 19, 2013

      Why is Hockey Resistant to Technology?

      WIth iPads being introduced to the game to increase shootout efficiency, our very own Angry Hockey Nerd looks at the increasingly Luddite-esque reaction of the game's biggest dummies.

      By Thomas Drance Feb 19, 2013
      By Thomas Drance Feb 11, 2013

      NHL Players Love to Bite Each Other

      In light of the NHL's latest biting incident between the Leafs and the Canadiens, our very own Angry Hockey Nerd takes a look at the recent history of teeth-related violence in professional hockey.

      By Thomas Drance Feb 11, 2013
      By Thomas Drance Jan 25, 2013

      Most Hockey Fans Are Suckers

      After completely taking hockey away from their fans with a lockout that lasted for months and months, the NHL's fans are back to support the business in record numbers. Why? Because they're a bunch of dummies.

      By Thomas Drance Jan 25, 2013