ANGRY HOCKEY NERD
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The Leafs Are Overachievers
Despite saying the Bruins would win this series easily, Angry Hockey Nerd is back with his foot in his mouth. Full story
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No Embellishment: Canucks Fandom Sucks
It wasn’t long ago that the Vancouver Canucks steamrolled the entire league on route to a President’s Trophy and the Stanley Cup Finals. The team fell a game short, the city briefly burned, and things haven’t quite been the same since. Full story
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The Bruins Will Beat the Leafs Because They’re Better
It's really not about who's tougher, it's about who's better. And the Bruins are better. Full story
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Nazem Kadri Isn’t Wayne Gretzky
Canadian hockey fans, many of whom are sports fans of a particularly obsessive variety, get more excited by young talent than Jack Nicholson. Most of the time it’s equally creepy too. Full story
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Brendan Shanahan Sucks at Disciplining the NHL
Brendan Shanahan's flip-floppy management of the NHL's suspensions has been embarrassing, but to be fair he's not the only one to blame. Full story
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Why Was the Media So Excited to Falsely Out a Montreal Canadien?
Josh Gorges, a Montreal Canadiens defenseman, was wrongfully outed by a ton of online media after he was accused of being gay. Why do we care so much? And what's with the rush to publicly out an athlete? Full story
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The Calgary Flames Have a Crappy Understanding of the NHL’s Crappy Rules
The vague and crazy rules of the NHL are completely lost on the Calgary Flames, and that's evident with the recent and poorly handled Ryan O'Reilly deal. Full story
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Why is Hockey Resistant to Technology?
WIth iPads being introduced to the game to increase shootout efficiency, our very own Angry Hockey Nerd looks at the increasingly Luddite-esque reaction of the game's biggest dummies. Full story
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NHL Players Love to Bite Each Other
In light of the NHL's latest biting incident between the Leafs and the Canadiens, our very own Angry Hockey Nerd takes a look at the recent history of teeth-related violence in professional hockey. Full story
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The Leafs and the Flames Are Very Depressing Teams
Angry Hockey Nerd is back to tell you why the Leafs and the Flames are directionless teams that have no hope. Full story
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Most Hockey Fans Are Suckers
After completely taking hockey away from their fans with a lockout that lasted for months and months, the NHL's fans are back to support the business in record numbers. Why? Because they're a bunch of dummies. Full story
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The Edmonton Oilers Are a Useless Franchise
According to our new, angry hockey nerd writer, the Edmonton Oilers are a useless franchise with toothless fans. Full story
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Toronto Is Forgetting its Other Problems
We've been laughing at Rob Ford so much we forgot that Toronto has some real problems.
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Why Laval Sucks
It's much more than just a gangster ex-mayor.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Oxford Has Put Death Metal, Mesopotamians, and Noh Theater Together at Last
It's a play entitled Ashurbanipal: 'The
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
'Triple Hate' is a four-part documentar
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #88
Nobuyoshi Araki's new photo show is the prettiest thing in Jersey.
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American Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centres'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into an abusive, billion-dollar “teen rehab” industry.
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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter
I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.
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The Worst Restaurant in the World
A night at the Jack in the Box of the Damned
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Alexis Neiers’s Pretty Wild Road to Recovery
She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie, and now she's clean.
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Watch Japanther's Kaleidoscopic New Video for "Stolen Flowers"
It's really good.
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Australian Scientists Think We Can Grow Our Limbs Back Like Salamanders
I am a human, so if my limbs fall off, they stay off. This is unfortunate.
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Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t be a Tumblr asshole to people trying to find love.
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Amy’s Baking Company's Grand Reopening Nearly Bored Me to Death
It was kinda like real life TV, but nothing was happening.
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents fight alcoholism and suicide as their village sinks into the Arctic.
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Shots from a Protest at Marineland
Photos from the scariest sea animal based amusement park on earth.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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Alexis Neiers’s Pretty Wild Road to Recovery
She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie, and now she's clean.
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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter
I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.
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American Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centres'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into an abusive, billion-dollar “teen rehab” industry.
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Fightland: Pakistan - Part 2
Bashir Ahmad continues his tour of Pakistani martial arts.
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #88
Nobuyoshi Araki's new photo show is the prettiest thing in Jersey.
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Jodorowski's 'Dune' Would Have Been More Insane Than You Can Even Imagine
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
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Munchies: The Marrow
He yelled a lot while juicing rhubarbs.
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Art Talk: Matt Mignanelli
A chat about his work, life, and strong American work ethic.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
'Triple Hate' is a four-part documentar
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Did I Discover YelaWolf?
This. CD. It looked like… I really can’t even explain the levels of wrong this thing was.
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Did a Murderer Just Give Himself Away on Yelp?
It seems like he might have done.
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Tao Lin's iPhone Photos of Taipei: Taipei Signs
Tao shows us some of his favorite signs around Taipei.
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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My Week with Hungary's Far-Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and gypsies for all their problems.
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed 
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar? 
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West 
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation 
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst 
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn 
