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BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH

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    And that means a lot of wasted hospital time. Full story

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    Girls, I'm afraid the NHS aren't going to help you out if you've got ugly genitals. Full story

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  • I Made a Baby

    It restored my antipathy to the whole of humanity. Full story

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  • One-Night Stand Syndrome

    You know that feeling you have after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up and the pain is matched only by your nauseating shame after realizing there's a stranger's warm naked body beside you? Well, that happens for one man every morning, and it's not because he's a player… Full story

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  • Don't Touch Me

    I don’t want to feel your beard on my face after searching through a patient's pubes for crabs. Full story

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  • Fat Chance

    A real doctor's advice that should keep your own body mass from swallowing your penis. Full story

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  • What I Know About Death

    A real doctor's tips on how to tell when someone is gonna die soon. Full story

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  • The Voices In My Head Are Telling Me to Bathe In Shit

    A real doctor's advice on coping with a haywire internal monologue. Full story

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  • How to Drink Yourself to a Bleeding Arse

    This week, our resident real doctor extracts wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus. Full story

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  • What Not to Do For an Erection

    Our resident real doctor remembers some chillingly stupid attempts to maintain a hard-on. Full story

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  • Please Don't Stuff Your Cock

    Why do men insist on stuffing their dicks with maggots, thermometers and goldfish? Full story

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  • BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SHITTING THEMSELVES?

     

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  • BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - DOCTORS CAN'T HELP YOU

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  • Pakistan's Election Went Off Without a Hitch... Sort Of

    Just being able to transition governmental authority without military involvement is a victory.

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    This would be the first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam and his politics.

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    This February, the legendary rapper turned grifter Tim Dog died. So why is there a warrant out for his arrest?

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  • Fringes: Deportee Purgatory

    Tijuana’s El Bordo is home to thousands of heroin-addicted Mexican deportees.

  • Is War Brewing in Niger?

    If the latest terrorist attack is any indication, the answer might be yes.

  • The Creators Project: Turning CCTV Footage into Art

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  • Carlos Rafael and His Fish Are the American Dream

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  • Pen Pals: HardWhite and Harry Potter

    Little white wizards get no play in county lockup.

  • This Week in Racism: Sergio Garcia Can't Wait to Serve Tiger Woods Fried Chicken

    Golf is racist.

  • We Watched the Suburbs of Stockholm Burn

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  • Ryan Florig Blends Skate Photography with Guns, Weed, and Fire

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    You're not in America when you're on Facebook—you're on the internet.

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    If Michael Moore is obsessed with outra

  • MMA's Greatest Moment (and Ben Henderson's Worst) Makes Its Way into the Mainstream

    As long as he lives, Ben Henderson will never be free of Anthony Pettis’ mind-scrambling kick.

  • George's Fun Happy Place

    George has a lot of problems to overcome, but he's capable of an incredible lightness.

  • What Does Terrorism Mean in 2013?

    It's a difficult word to define, according to Glenn Greenwald.

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    Mexican civilians who are taking justice into their own hands.

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  • Get Rich or High Trying

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    Niaqornat's residents fight alcoholism and suicide as their village sinks into the Arctic.

  • Hamilton's Pharmacopeia: Tanks for the Memories

    What happens to the mind, body, and spirit while inside the tank.

  • Deportee Purgatory

    About 40 percent of Mexican immigrants deported from the US are sent back through Tijuana.

  • VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor

    A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.

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