BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH
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People Are Awful at Suicide
And that means a lot of wasted hospital time. Full story
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The Perfect Vagina
Girls, I'm afraid the NHS aren't going to help you out if you've got ugly genitals. Full story
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I Made a Baby
It restored my antipathy to the whole of humanity. Full story
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One-Night Stand Syndrome
You know that feeling you have after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up and the pain is matched only by your nauseating shame after realizing there's a stranger's warm naked body beside you? Well, that happens for one man every morning, and it's not because he's a player… Full story
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Don't Touch Me
I don’t want to feel your beard on my face after searching through a patient's pubes for crabs. Full story
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Fat Chance
A real doctor's advice that should keep your own body mass from swallowing your penis. Full story
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What I Know About Death
A real doctor's tips on how to tell when someone is gonna die soon. Full story
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The Voices In My Head Are Telling Me to Bathe In Shit
A real doctor's advice on coping with a haywire internal monologue. Full story
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How to Drink Yourself to a Bleeding Arse
This week, our resident real doctor extracts wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus. Full story
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What Not to Do For an Erection
Our resident real doctor remembers some chillingly stupid attempts to maintain a hard-on. Full story
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Please Don't Stuff Your Cock
Why do men insist on stuffing their dicks with maggots, thermometers and goldfish? Full story
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BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - DO I MILK HIM?
A guy I’m seeing has asked… Full story -
BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SHITTING THEMSELVES?
Many of you will spend your matur… Full story
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BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - DON'T GET SICK IN LONDON THIS WEEK
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BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - DOCTORS CAN'T HELP YOU
You think doctors kno… Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity