COMBOVER
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Combover's Truth
This town’s just one big concentration camp! It’s sunny Auschwitz. But I am my own Nazi. I keep me here. Ambition. The sweet tastes of temptation are wasting me away. Spiritually emaciated. About to fall flat and just die. Full story
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Teenage Vacation Week
I’ve been thinking back on the first film I ever produced, 'Teenage Vacation Week.' I was also in it. I played Jim Francino: A low-down, dirty pimp who had a thing for naval outfits. He convinces these two teens who are on vacation for a week to do a bunch of low-down and dirty t… Full story
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Laugh Pig Laugh
Two hours later: Regret. So much regret. There’s blood all over me. Not my blood. Chicken blood, or so they say. I don’t know where anyone gets all this chicken blood from, and the whole enterprise is definitely far from kosher. Full story
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What Means What Now?
Did you know I was married? Of course you don’t. I didn’t tell you. I don’t really talk about her very often. To me, a wife is pretty much a backup plan. If I don’t get no shtuppin’ for a while, if my career falls apart, if I got no one else to turn to—you know, that kind of a ge… Full story
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Santa Daddy
She walked into the other room and came back holding up a Santa suit. And you bet your ass I put it on. I put it on like it was my bar mitzvah suit and we had to be at temple in five minutes. Full story
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The October War
I’m working on a little personal film about the October War. I need to say something about my people’s persecution. What a mess it is over there. Such a happy little place surrounded by nothing but enemies. Haven’t we gone through enough already?! Full story
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Dirty Laundry
This one’s difficult. Used to be my best friend. My mentor, really. Taught me everything I know about the business. Helped me get my first assistant’s job with Billy Wilder. Then the white dragon set him on fire. And before I knew it, I was his own personal ATM. Full story
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White Lie/Black Fly
Goddamn method actors. I hired one to do this sci-fi flick I’m producing called "White Lie/Black Fly." The crew tells me the actress has been crawling up walls, jumping on people, and even eating caca. She’s gotta tone it down or we’re going to have 50,000 lawsuits on our hands… Full story
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Combover: Jarble Jerble
The ganef has the chutzpah to belt me in the face. He lays me back in my stunned state and tries to shove the pool net up my tukhus. I tighten my hole like it’s holding onto a hundred-dollar bill. Full story
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Combover: Make the Book Cook
I mean what I say, and I say what I mean. That’s the way you really rise to the top. Full story
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Combover: Smart as a Rabbi
I’ve seen dead bodies before, but this is going to be rough. This one is going to sting right where my foreskin used to be. Full story
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Combover: That's Tokyo Town
He might have the glow of a Nazi, but he hates himself just like a good Jewish boy should. Full story
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Rob Ford Might Be a Crack Smoker
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Wanted for Murder, Says He Was Drugged and Raped
It's a truly bizarre and tragic twist to the "homefree" tale of everyone's favorite hatchet-wielding hob
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?
Crotchless panties make me hornier than a nude Jake Johnson offering me a burrito.
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A Few Impressions: 'Gatsby'
In the end, Luhrmann made it work, and that’s all that matters.
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The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The KKK protested renaming a park that memorialized one of the most infamous racists ever.
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11 Governments Are Meeting in Peru to Figure Out How They Can Control the Internet
SOPA's defeat truly did not mean shit and it's time to catch up on what's really happening out there.
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The Canadian Company Helping Movie Studios Sue You for Illegal Downloading Has Been Using Images Without Permission
You had one job, guys!
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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International Cyberthieves Stole $40 Million from a Bank in Ten Hours
And it appears that the ringleaders are still at large.
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Five Myths About Québec’s Language Laws
No one is all that happy to see the language wars return, but what are they really about?
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Animal Penises Are Super Weird, You Guys
Hello. I am a duck. Want to see my penis?
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Synesthesia on Psychedelics
You're bound to freak out extra hard on acid when you can hear colours and see music.
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VICE News: B.C. Bud
Visiting grow ops and the RCMP to chat about weed and weed production.
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I Went Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
And it was kind of upsetting.
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Weirdo Club
Things get weird when somebody breaks out the unholy fermented ichor.
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Some Photographs from the All About Pets Show
Canada's largest pet convention has a lot to see, apparently.
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Tubesteak: How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period.
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Question of the Day: Asking New Yorkers: "How Would You Feel if Your Mayor Smoked Crack?"
"I would be surprised."
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This Is Life in a 400-PPM World
It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
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Canadian UFO Sightings Have Doubled
We welcome our new alien masters.
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This Week in Racism: Former Italian Prime Minister Dressed up Strippers to Look Like Barack Obama
Who would think that's sexy?
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The Mercy Rule: Hearing the Spurs
They're not too boring; you're too young.
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A New Episode of Our TV Show Is Airing Tonight
Hanging with cigarette-smoking children in Indonesia and addicts kicking smack in Mexico.
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Rob Ford Might Be a Crack Smoker
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Gangsta Boo Reviews Azealia Banks, MIA, Iggy Azalea, Brooke Candy, and More
I sat with her and watched some music videos by some of the hottest lady rappers out today.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They realise that Nazis generally don't like Asian people, but apparently that doesn't matter.
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Who’s Getting Rich off of America's Prison-Industrial Complex?
A rundown of some of America's incarceration investors.
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Italica: Three Days of War
An ancient sport played for honor, glory, and passion. Nobody gets a penny.
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Fringes: Mexico's Other Border
We tagged along with her and many other Central American immigrants
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Ground Zero: Mali
The first legitimate combat footage to come out of the war in Mali.
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Munchies: Craft
He likes his razor clams raw and his beer cold.
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #86
A weekly look at comics, illustrations, fine art, and general nerdery.
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My Mum Tricked Me Into Going to a Ugandan Boarding School
There were riots and police pointed guns at me. It wasn't great.
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VICE News: In Saddam's Shadow
A tour of a city that used to be covered nonstop by the American media.
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Terrence Malick’s Crisis of Faith
Morose existential troubles lit in golden-hour splendor, again.
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The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
A sovereign micronation in the Nevada desert run by a member of the US Army.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Escape from North Korea - Shopping for Defectors
We recently met up with a South Korean pastor who has developed a modern day underground.
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed 
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar? 
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West 
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation 
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst 
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn 
