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The Inexorable Rise of the Crapjects
How Google's glasses, Apple's iWatch and the things you'll churn out of your 3D printer will soon have us drowning in pointless shit. Full story
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My Bloody Valentine, Bowie, and the URL of Things to Come
A few weeks back I received an email from a friend that went something like "My dad's got a new record out today, and he could really use your support to help get the word out." I get emails like that quite often. The difference here was that this friend of mine's dad is David Bo… Full story
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I'm Sick of Waiting for Space Travel, Give Me a Castle On Mars Now
And while you're at it, make sure the castle's a bouncy one. Full story
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In Which I Fix Gun Control in America
Ladies and gentlemen who can't bear the thought of not having guns, it's time to introduce The People's Drone Fleet of America. Full story
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The Inevitable Crapness of 2013
Anyone else a little bit bored of waiting for Web 3.0 to arrive? Full story
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The Acceptable Cost of the Right to Bear Arms
It's probably time for the USA to ban guns now. Full story
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How to Shut Down Internets
Don't you just hate it when megalomaniac dictators fuck with your wi-fi? Full story
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An Idiot's Guide to Time
Get used to the future, because it's here to stay. Full story
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Delete Everything Now
In the future, Mickey Mouse will juggle all your sins and weaknesses in his big, mutant hands. Full story
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Sandy and the Broken Machine
Global warming isn't a joke or a trick, it's the new future, a thousand miles wide and coming for us at a hundred miles an hour. Full story
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My Last Column About the Presidential Election (Really)
It'll appear to be tight, but it really won't be. Here's my prediction. Full story
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Jimmy Savile and the Price of Silence
Maybe he'd have been caught sooner if anyone was prepared to pay it. Full story
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The Valley of Expectations
Human spaceflight may be dead, but the future's still death from above. Full story
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The Trail of Blood on the Floor
Why does Obama look so much like George W Bush all of a sudden? Full story
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Your God Is Not Strong
Why are omnipotent creators so easily offended? Full story
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The Death of Fun in Politics
When none of your politicians have the capacity to skull-fuck corpses, things start to get boring. Full story
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Bringing the Future Back from the Dead
It’s easy to believe science fiction’s dead. But it turns out it’s alive, and being made in the offices of people who actually build the near future for a living. Which, like the best science fiction, is something you wouldn’t necessarily have predicted. Full story
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Print Your Own Penis
Somewhere, in some gilded bunker of the 1 percent, a very old, very rich man is laying plans to print himself a new cock. Perhaps one with cameras in it. And maybe a gun. Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity