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      Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk

      By Melissa Stetten Nov 17, 2012

      Crash Landing at the Runway Show

      I make my way into the loft and see half-naked models changing into ridiculous outfits. "You must be Melissa!" The peppy young assistant yells. "That's my name, don't wear it out!" I say back to her. No one laughs. She escorts me over to the designer, and…

      By Melissa Stetten Nov 17, 2012
      By Melissa Stetten Nov 11, 2012

      I'm Drowning in Bird Shit and Self-Pity

      I'm a shitty model. I book the shitty jobs. I'll occasionally book a huge print ad that supplies me with enough money to support my coke habit for at least a few months. I'm kidding of course. My salary disappears into designer clothes and therapist appoi…

      By Melissa Stetten Nov 11, 2012