SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 'N' ROLL
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Medical Fetishism, Benzo Withdrawal, and the Swedish Avant-Garde
The more people I get to know (and I don't just mean that in the biblical sense) the more I learn that everyone is a pervert. Wave your freak flag high kids, we're all sexual deviants! If your porn search terms wouldn't give your grandmother a heart attack than you're not doing it right. Full story
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Nipples, Robo-Tripping, and Raleigh Moncrief
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about the benefits of nipple abuse, how buying things sold at the grocery store to get high is lame, and how she'd call Raleigh Moncrief "Robby" after farting in front of him. Full story
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Not Sleeping with One-Night Stands, Rum, and Gay Reggae
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie goes over the awkwardness of sleeping with a one-night stand, and how it would be nice to have REAL gay-friendly reggae. Full story
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Loads, Coffee, and Younolovebunny
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll, Sophie goes over goo pride, how no one should care if coffee is bad for you or not, and sexy music. Full story
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Fishy crotch, LSD, and Rare Times
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie explains that vaginas are SUPPOSED to smell like fish, and that LSD should only be taken with people who don't suck. Full story
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Vagina Eating, Ambien, and Renny Wilson
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks up the benefits of eating vagina when you have a vagina, and shares her first Ambien experience. Full story
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Handjobs, Natural Stress Solutions, and Dumbo Gets Mad
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie reminds us all of the kindness behind the sympathy handjob, and goes over some natural stress remedies that aren't pot. Full story
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Knife Play, DMT, and The Trail of Dead
The trick is to embrace your darkness rather than try and snuff it, or else it might bubble up and you'll find yourself etching the word "ALONE" into your thigh with a kitchen knife at 3AM after too much absinthe. Full story
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Dildos, Benzos, and Astral Folk Pop
I've seen the Eiffel Tower at night, and I tell you, it's not as beautiful as a tattooed Asian chick wielding a giant dildo. Full story
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Monogamy, Boliviana Negra, and Child Actor (the Band)
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about unique takes on monogamy and bi-sexuality, Boliviana negra, and the band Child Actor. Full story
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Semen Allergies, Xanax, and Date Rape
Having diarrhea in front of your partner is a big step in the relationship. I'd say it should come after you stop using condoms, but before you say l love you. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - Butt Sniffers and Weed
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about how butt sniffing is a normal way to show love and affection. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - Clitoral Gel and Coke
While the gentle stuff felt burning in a good way, the Max O burned in an "oh fuck do I need to get tested?" way. It felt like my pussy had smoked a menthol cigarette. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - Morning Wood and Pop Crushes
When I was a little kid I'd wake up at the crack of dawn ravenously hungry. I'd walk to the kitchen, secretly hoping to wake up my mom and fix myself Eggo waffles. Twenty years later I'm still an early riser with an appetite, but my cravings have evolved from Eggos to orgasms. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - Sexual Flavors and Candy Tripping
Covering the big topics: how to mask the fact that jizz is gross, fun drugs, and rappers who like white bitches and orgies. Normal. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
A new column about everyone's three favorite things. Full story
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The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
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