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      By Brian Moylan May 17, 2013

      How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection

      These days with more and more social circles becoming sexually diverse, how can you tell if the guy swinging a glow stick next to you at some Bushwick "rave" is looking to put his pole in a hole or looking for another pole to pole all over his face?

      By Brian Moylan May 17, 2013
      By Brian Moylan Dec 24 2013

      How to Suck an Uncut Cock

      There comes a moment in every American cocksucker's (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk. Yes, I'm talking about the rare occasion (in America and I…

      By Brian Moylan Dec 24 2013
      By Brian Moylan Jan 2, 2013

      How to Get Laid at the Gym

      Most guys approach the gym like Clint Eastwood walking into a shootout: they want to be alone, they want to be very serious, and they'll kill anyone who comes near them. That is the exact opposite of the attitude you need if you want to score some gym-ton…

      By Brian Moylan Jan 2, 2013
      By Brian Moylan Dec 5, 2012

      What Your Underwear Says About You

      Congratulations, you have convinced some poor fool to come back to your house from a bar/party/awkward OKCupid date and tricked them into thinking it's a good idea to have sex with you. While we all know dick size is really the only thing that matters, fi…

      By Brian Moylan Dec 5, 2012
      By Brian Moylan Nov 28, 2012

      My Very Gay Night at Very Straight Strip Clubs

      I'm about as gay as Cristiano Ronaldo's underwear drawer, so the sultry photos plastered outside of New York's mega strip club, FlashDancers, have never really interested me. Recently, though, I got to thinking, and as a man who loves sex, sex workers, th…

      By Brian Moylan Nov 28, 2012