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How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
These days with more and more social circles becoming sexually diverse, how can you tell if the guy swinging a glow stick next to you at some Bushwick "rave" is looking to put his pole in a hole or looking for another pole to pole all over his face? Full story
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Guys, It's Time to Stop Shaving Your Junk
There is nothing more disappointing than taking a new guy home for the first time and ripping his clothes off, only to find that he has "manscaped" himself to look like some sort of dude-shaped topiary. Full story
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That Time I Got in a Fight With a Male Stripper
Driving out past the palm-lined strip malls and blinking neon motels, I knew that Swinging Richards was going to be the kind of place where you find trouble. After all, this place is far on the outskirts of Miami, near 174th Street with all the other titty bars where face-eating Full story
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Are You a Slut?
If you're taking this quiz then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity? Full story
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Why Are All These Gays Taking Grindr Photos at a Holocaust Memorial?
Grindr Remembers is a website devoted to cataloging all of the Grindr profile pictures taken at the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin. When the internet realized this site existed a few days ago it exploded with rage, so I contacted the site's creators to see what… Full story
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How to Suck an Uncut Cock
There comes a moment in every American cocksucker’s (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk. Yes, I'm talking about the rare occasion (in America and Israel, at least) when you… Full story
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How to Get Laid at the Gym
Most guys approach the gym like Clint Eastwood walking into a shootout: they want to be alone, they want to be very serious, and they'll kill anyone who comes near them. That is the exact opposite of the attitude you need if you want to score some gym-toned ass. Full story
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Hey Straight People, You're Using Sex Drugs Wrong
The continued acceptance of homosexual men and lesbians by mainstream America means that some of the wonderful things that were kept in the darker nooks and crannies of the gay world are now seeing the light of day and, like most awesome things that gay people started, straight p… Full story
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What Your Underwear Says About You
Congratulations, you have convinced some poor fool to come back to your house from a bar/party/awkward OKCupid date and tricked them into thinking it's a good idea to have sex with you. While we all know dick size is really the only thing that matters, first impressions are prett… Full story
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My Very Gay Night at Very Straight Strip Clubs
I'm about as gay as Cristiano Ronaldo's underwear drawer, so the sultry photos plastered outside of New York’s mega strip club, FlashDancers, have never really interested me. Recently, though, I got to thinking, and as a man who loves sex, sex workers, the Platonic company of oth… Full story
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The Trials and Tribulations of the Fake Hymen
My boyfriend did not want to break my hymen. There is probably a certain sect of men who get off on popping cherries like they're a row of bubble wrap blisters, but I’m not a girl and this wasn't my first time. Full story
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How to Quit Porn and Not Entirely Ruin Your Life
There I was, lying in bed ass-naked at 1 AM on a Tuesday night with my eyes closed pulling on my limp dick like a bird trying to get a worm out of the frozen ground. This is what jerking off had become for me: fiddling around with a mushy penis like I was searching for a prize at… Full story
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Rob Ford Might Be a Crack Smoker
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Wanted for Murder, Says He Was Drugged and Raped
It's a truly bizarre and tragic twist to the "homefree" tale of everyone's favorite hatchet-wielding hob
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?
Crotchless panties make me hornier than a nude Jake Johnson offering me a burrito.
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A Few Impressions: 'Gatsby'
In the end, Luhrmann made it work, and that’s all that matters.
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The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The KKK protested renaming a park that memorialized one of the most infamous racists ever.
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11 Governments Are Meeting in Peru to Figure Out How They Can Control the Internet
SOPA's defeat truly did not mean shit and it's time to catch up on what's really happening out there.
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The Canadian Company Helping Movie Studios Sue You for Illegal Downloading Has Been Using Images Without Permission
You had one job, guys!
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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International Cyberthieves Stole $40 Million from a Bank in Ten Hours
And it appears that the ringleaders are still at large.
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Five Myths About Québec’s Language Laws
No one is all that happy to see the language wars return, but what are they really about?
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Animal Penises Are Super Weird, You Guys
Hello. I am a duck. Want to see my penis?
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Synesthesia on Psychedelics
You're bound to freak out extra hard on acid when you can hear colours and see music.
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VICE News: B.C. Bud
Visiting grow ops and the RCMP to chat about weed and weed production.
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Some Photographs from the All About Pets Show
Canada's largest pet convention has a lot to see, apparently.
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Tubesteak: How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period.
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Question of the Day: Asking New Yorkers: "How Would You Feel if Your Mayor Smoked Crack?"
"I would be surprised."
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This Is Life in a 400-PPM World
It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
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Canadian UFO Sightings Have Doubled
We welcome our new alien masters.
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The Mercy Rule: Hearing the Spurs
They're not too boring; you're too young.
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Rob Ford Might Be a Crack Smoker
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Gangsta Boo Reviews Azealia Banks, MIA, Iggy Azalea, Brooke Candy, and More
I sat with her and watched some music videos by some of the hottest lady rappers out today.
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Who’s Getting Rich off of America's Prison-Industrial Complex?
A rundown of some of America's incarceration investors.
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Dodging Water Cannons and Sound Bombs at Israel's Catastrophe Day
The Israeli police force still isn't warming to Palestinian protesters.
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Ben Anderson Is Doing a Reddit AMA Today
So you can ask him any questions you want.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A guy who destroyed his neighborhood versus some guys who arrested a kid for mooning.
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Bob Odenkirk’s Page: VICE Endorses Jipson Talmadge
Jipson Talmadge is VICE's choice for the next mayor of New York City.
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Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Wanted for Murder, Says He Was Drugged and Raped
It's a truly bizarre and tragic twist to the "homefree" tale of everyone's favorite hatchet-wielding hob
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Italica: Three Days of War
An ancient sport played for honor, glory, and passion. Nobody gets a penny.
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Fringes: Mexico's Other Border
We tagged along with her and many other Central American immigrants
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Ground Zero: Mali
The first legitimate combat footage to come out of the war in Mali.
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Munchies: Craft
He likes his razor clams raw and his beer cold.
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #86
A weekly look at comics, illustrations, fine art, and general nerdery.
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My Mum Tricked Me Into Going to a Ugandan Boarding School
There were riots and police pointed guns at me. It wasn't great.
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VICE News: In Saddam's Shadow
A tour of a city that used to be covered nonstop by the American media.
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Terrence Malick’s Crisis of Faith
Morose existential troubles lit in golden-hour splendor, again.
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The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
A sovereign micronation in the Nevada desert run by a member of the US Army.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Escape from North Korea - Shopping for Defectors
We recently met up with a South Korean pastor who has developed a modern day underground.
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed 
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar? 
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West 
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation 
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst 
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn 
