Don't

You know those architecture-porno-mag homes that are so beautifully austere you could never picture anyone actually living in them? That’s club culture: so trying-to-be-fuckable that it’s unfuckable.

Do

The aloof-is-cool angle has been worked to death. If you’re going to seem like you don’t care about stuff these days, the bar is set at having a narcoleptic episode in the vicinity of a naked woman.