Ron is VICE's accounts receivable manager. He also happens to be a master of mixed martial arts and a treasure trove of knowledge and advice. Even your sick perversions, dysfunctional predicaments, and anti-social thoughts don't surprise him. So go ahead, ask him something already. 
Panicked folks from all over the world have been bombarding VICE with desperate emails, postage, and voicemails begging me to bring back “Hey Ron!" I knew it was a big part of all of your lives, but when I read and heard pleas like, "Hey Ron! was the best thing on VICE" and "Without Hey Ron!, VICE has really gone down the tubes," I knew it was time to once again bestow my knowledge on the masses. I’m here today to reassure you all that I never abandoned you. I know how important my advice is to your lives, and I am willing to bear that burden as long as the world needs me. I just took a short sabbatical, which is something I highly recommend for any person who works with white people as crazy as the ones at VICE.I’m sure you’re all wondering what I did during my hiatus. It’s a long and fascinating story really, that could definitely be a blockbuster VICE film, or viral VICE web-series. It involves me kicking it with Kim Dotcom in New Zealand at a house party that ultimately got crashed by the police, hunting a certain Joseph Kony and his Lord’s Resistance Army in the jungles of Central Africa with nothing but a Bowie Knife and my bare hands, getting called up by the good folks at NAACP to come down to Florida and give them advice on how to handle the whole Trayvon Martin incident, and making a shirtless surprise appearance at Coachella on stage with my boys Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. You know, typical Ron stuff.Now that I am back, I feel better than ever. I have a new outlook on life and I am ready to share that with all of you. So please, send your questions via email to HeyRon@VICE.com or tweet them to @Hey_Ron. Every person who gets their question answered in my column will receive their very own highly sought-after mad-exclusive Hey Ron! t-shirt, three print issues of VICE magazine, and a personal note from me.Check out Ron's first advice column since his sabbatical:What Should I Say to a Cop