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Lee Nelson interrupting Kanye West at Glastonbury.During the Glastonbury headline slot of American motormouth and rapper Kanye West, Nelson ran on stage in a T-shirt emblazoned with "Lee-Zus," then bounced around for about five seconds, clearly unsure of how to actually do anything funny, before being bundled off by a flustered looking stage-hand. It was a stunt enjoyed by no one.Had the stage been invaded by anyone other than Lee Nelson, I imagine it would have been more well received—though only marginally. But because it was him—this man who won't go away, who won't leave us alone with his dangerously shit banter and awful, terrible gags—it was untenable.There is something socially-horrendous about unfunny people doing and saying unfunny things. Being in the presence of an unfunny peer, one who constantly swings and misses, makes a special type of sweat secrete from your glands, a special kind of chesty unease. So how to cope when you're not just enduring these people at the pub or a party, but when the trailers for their terrible TV shows make you feel uncomfortable in your own home?
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We only have ourselves to blame for this. Lee Nelson is the Kevin we need to talk about, and he's not alone. We need to talk about Russell Howard's Good News. We need to talk about why all of the BBC's flagship panel shows—Have I Got News for You, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, etc—have decreased in quality or been canned.We haven't spoken up enough. We've allowed our selfish torrents-streaming-Netflix culture, one of immediate gratification, to stir panic and stupidity in the upper echelons of TV programming—a stupidity that feeds right into the shows they end up commissioning, into what comedians think the public wants, into people like Lee Nelson running on stage in the middle of a Kanye West show for no real reason other than temporarily getting back in the news (which worked, obviously).Mind you, what do we expect from Nelson, a man who does a minstrel show of a poor person? Do we expect quality? Do we expect nuance in his actions? Of course not—he is a terrible comedian who was given too big a break, and now we can't get rid of him. He will never make the transition to serious actor; he will never be anything more than a cheap jokester, a middling prank co-ordinator. He exists in a dire limbo, a shameless, self-aggrandizing, social media-driven grasp for re-relevance. Thirty years from now, he will dress up as Queen Victoria and photo-bomb Prince George at the next big Royal Wedding, and still nobody will care.And it is us who are to blame for all this. We're not doing enough to stop it from happening, to stop TV channels from becoming a Dignitas for people's careers. We must start cutting them off at the source. We must set fire to any and all student comedy nights that occur anywhere in the UK. Together, we can beat this.Follow Joe Bish on Twitter.TRENDING ON NOISEY: Watch Kanye West Cover Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" at Glastonbury