All right, we realize this is extremely gay, but today is evidently "World Ocean Day." In honor of the occasion, somebody at Sierra Club Radio interviewed Baby Balls about the Toxic Garbage Island series, marking the 8 zillionth time we've had to listen to that kid go off about toxins and the food chain and oh no, humanity's screwed and our genome is irreversibly damaged and nothing we can do as individuals will make a shit's wort of difference. We get it, already—the end is nigh, etc. Just cause humanity's doomed itself, however, doesn't give you the right to doom us with BOREDOM every waking second of the day.Happy Ocean Day, people.