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Which Hockey Team Will End Canada’s Stanley Cup Drought?
A Canadian team hasn't won the Stanley Cup in twenty years. When's that gonna change? Who has the best chance? Angry Hockey Nerd (the rageman who correctly predicted the Leafs loss) speculates for us. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
The Leafs Are Overachievers
Despite saying the Bruins would win this series easily, Angry Hockey Nerd is back with his foot in his mouth. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
No Embellishment: Canucks Fandom Sucks
It wasn’t long ago that the Vancouver Canucks steamrolled the entire league on route to a President’s Trophy and the Stanley Cup Finals. The team fell a game short, the city briefly burned, and things haven’t quite been the same since. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
The Bruins Will Beat the Leafs Because They’re Better
It's really not about who's tougher, it's about who's better. And the Bruins are better. Full story
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The 2013 Jerkpuck All Star Team
Celebrating the Art of Being a Dick on the Ice
Jerkpuck: a traditional art within the game of hockey dedicated to trolling, diving, and inciting penalties. Our very own Angry Hockey Nerd has selected his Jerkpuck dream team and is here to share it with you. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Nazem Kadri Isn’t Wayne Gretzky
Canadian hockey fans, many of whom are sports fans of a particularly obsessive variety, get more excited by young talent than Jack Nicholson. Most of the time it’s equally creepy too. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Brendan Shanahan Sucks at Disciplining the NHL
Brendan Shanahan's flip-floppy management of the NHL's suspensions has been embarrassing, but to be fair he's not the only one to blame. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Why is Hockey Resistant to Technology?
WIth iPads being introduced to the game to increase shootout efficiency, our very own Angry Hockey Nerd looks at the increasingly Luddite-esque reaction of the game's biggest dummies. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
The Leafs and the Flames Are Very Depressing Teams
Angry Hockey Nerd is back to tell you why the Leafs and the Flames are directionless teams that have no hope. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Most Hockey Fans Are Suckers
After completely taking hockey away from their fans with a lockout that lasted for months and months, the NHL's fans are back to support the business in record numbers. Why? Because they're a bunch of dummies. Full story
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