"Huge dicks, in my experience, tend to be attached to huge dicks who have no idea what to do with them"
No matter how much Miss World adapts by stripping out the overt sexism, it cannot escape the fact that a beauty pageant in essence is an elaborate fuckability contest.
Two friends run into an old acquaintance who is having a baby. They hate her.
"When they hear you're pregnant, the first question people ask is whether it's a boy or a girl. Why is everyone so eager to figure out my child's genitals?"
I'm a straight boy who doesn't know how to make friends with boys but I'm starting to realise that's fine.
One current Girls fan and one former Girls fan discuss whether it's any good now that basically every channel has its own comedy about millennials.
We talked to the women behind it about fun, art, and why they're not calling themselves a feminist zine.
Today's hot topic: Who's hotter, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, or Bernie Sanders?
To see photographs of badass ladies come to GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, opening tonight at Max Fish in New York's City.
They didn't do anything but poop, walk around, age, and die, but we treated those little pixelated pets like family.
The Appropriate Behavior director thinks being bisexual is like having a superpower, and she's using hers to make astute comedy about the difference between the sexes.
When Rihanna chose Sanam to be her henchwoman in her iconic BBHMM video, she sent her a message: "I think you're so fucking rare."
"Usually, I think about things like roller skating on some cloud and then falling down onto a total stranger's dick."
Riding a bike is a great way to get around, but a lot of cyclists can be annoying to share the road with, and even more annoying to share a conversation with. Here's how to avoid becoming a two-wheeled stereotype.
We asked eight of our regular female contributors whether women are more sensitive than men when it comes to wanking material.
A good friend is always there for you, whether that picks putting your heart back together or cleaning you up after you puke.
Elize Strydom has traveled the world photographing the everyday moments of everyday girls.
Being a single, straight female isn't all about wiping away gin tears and screaming into the darkness.
Three days after I took charge of my reproductive future, I woke in a cold sweat, dry-heaving in pain. Less than .025% of women who freeze their eggs end up with ovarian torsions: Lucky me.
This fashion shoot is all about mouths.
When I see the rebel Latino subculture being sampled and recontextualized by bourgeois white fashion designers, pop singers, or celebrity starlets, I can't help rolling my eyes.