We don't mean that literally, but maybe he should stop playing hockey before the Leafs become good and national unity crumbles.
We'll get you through to next spring without having to watch a single game, buddy.
Sorry, "ice resurfacer" driver.
How many Canadian cliches, from BC Bud to poutine to shinny, can one person handle in a day? We found out.
I saw one person reading a newspaper in a bar, so I hastily wrote a whole column about it and called it a week's work.
Wanna go, Snoop?
Lots of people suck at marriage. This couple is also bad at murder.
Jason Priestley. Hockey. Adequate action sequences. It's the Hoser True Detective.
Graham James, the former junior hockey coach, was convicted of sexually assaulting a number of his players in the 1990s.
Police found three people dead inside a Geneseo, New York house and are now saying it was a murder-suicide.
It doesn't get much more Canadian than that.
Dec 15, 2015
Ben Carson wants to keep Canadians in Canada, and we know exactly why.
The greatest athletes are all destroyed by time and Crosby is not immune to it.
The Capitals' overly criticized superstar will inevitably slip into mediocrity like all the greats before him. Soak him in before it's too late.
Forget about changing the dimensions of nets or goalie equipment to raise scoring levels. Deaner has an idea that involves your goalie shotgunning beer.
Patrick Kane has been the NHL's best player this season, making him an early favourite for the Hart Trophy. But will a dismissed rape allegation turn off voters?
Four-on-four hockey is the ideal format for a sport played by giants on a relatively narrow surface.
My dad used to tell me that as you get older you just don't care as much as you did as a kid. He was right.
Advanced stats or fancy stats aren't all that advanced or fancy. In their most basic form, they are quite simple. Let us explain.
In this VICE Sports exclusive, we hang out with NHL All-Star defenceman P.K. Subban for a couple of days as he prepares for the start of the season and makes a surprise announcement at the Montreal Children's Hospital.
Deaner doesn't think Tortorella will last, and believes a little bonus should be added to "rivalry" games. He also hopes Jagr wins the scoring title.
In an insane twist, a rock n' roll band becomes a corporate sponsor.
VICE Sports joins All-Star defenceman P.K. Subban for a weekend to talk about his distinct image, one that goes well beyond the camera lens and his $72 million contract.
"I'm not a big fan of that [term] 'rape culture,'" says Const. Steve Kelly, a former pro and current cop spearheading the WHL's Player Impact Program.