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Angry Hockey Nerd
The Leafs Are Overachievers
Despite saying the Bruins would win this series easily, Angry Hockey Nerd is back with his foot in his mouth. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
No Embellishment: Canucks Fandom Sucks
It wasn’t long ago that the Vancouver Canucks steamrolled the entire league on route to a President’s Trophy and the Stanley Cup Finals. The team fell a game short, the city briefly burned, and things haven’t quite been the same since. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
The Bruins Will Beat the Leafs Because They’re Better
It's really not about who's tougher, it's about who's better. And the Bruins are better. Full story
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The 2013 Jerkpuck All Star Team
Celebrating the Art of Being a Dick on the Ice
Jerkpuck: a traditional art within the game of hockey dedicated to trolling, diving, and inciting penalties. Our very own Angry Hockey Nerd has selected his Jerkpuck dream team and is here to share it with you. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Nazem Kadri Isn’t Wayne Gretzky
Canadian hockey fans, many of whom are sports fans of a particularly obsessive variety, get more excited by young talent than Jack Nicholson. Most of the time it’s equally creepy too. Full story
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Blind Hockey Night in Canada
Canada loves hockey so much that not only do the blind play hockey, they also get pretty fucking good at it. We went to a scrimmage between the two sides that make up the Hiboux de Montreal hockey club, and talked to a couple of its players to see what the sport is all about. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Brendan Shanahan Sucks at Disciplining the NHL
Brendan Shanahan's flip-floppy management of the NHL's suspensions has been embarrassing, but to be fair he's not the only one to blame. Full story
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Stop Whining: Fighting Is a Crucial Part of Professional Hockey
On Monday we had a writer talking about how fighting in the NHL is a "disgrace to the game and to Canada." Well, Gregory Pike strongly fucking disagrees. Full story
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Fighting in Hockey is a Disgrace to Canada and the Game
After a particularly brutal fight in Toronto last week, Jeremy Allingham questions whether or not hockey needs fighting in the first place. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Why Was the Media So Excited to Falsely Out a Montreal Canadien?
Josh Gorges, a Montreal Canadiens defenseman, was wrongfully outed by a ton of online media after he was accused of being gay. Why do we care so much? And what's with the rush to publicly out an athlete? Full story
Daytona Beach, 1999
Photos by Eli Reed
Bomb Blast Bajaur
Is Life Really Back to Normal in Khar?
BC Bud
Meeting Some Growers Out West
The Imaginary Republic of Molossia
Nevada's Sovereign Micronation
Fuck Him and His Library
George W. Bush Was the Worst
Cry-Baby of the Week
Uh Oh, Someone Downloaded Cartoon Porn