"I lay awake in the hospital bed in Paris all night considering the blow job that might cost me a leg."
Turns out doing nothing with your life other than wageslaving will kill you?
Turns out ghosts in the movies are much scarier than IRL.
And in his mind, much like reality, he's a lone traveler.
But he may have gone a little too casual.
Until Alex Schubert rises from the grave, his comic is being drawn by guest artists. This week, it's the famed and celebrated Sammy Harkham. He shows the Blobby Boys dealing with a realistic and sad experience.
This dude who sits next to me is in a band, and he's been looking for a site to premiere a tune. I said, "If only you worked at a multibillion-dollar media company where all your co-workers liked your music and were totally cool with nepotism!"
A fashion shoot about making it rain, lounging on desks, and playing with some massive diamonds.
I love smoking weed, but blazing at work with my younger coworkers quickly taught me that getting stoned at work is a very bad idea.
After a string of brilliant and public performance comedy sketches, Rob Ford, Toronto's 64th mayor, has been removed from office.