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Which Hockey Team Will End Canada’s Stanley Cup Drought?

A Canadian team hasn't won the Stanley Cup in twenty years. When's that gonna change? Who has the best chance? Angry Hockey Nerd (the rageman who correctly predicted the Leafs loss) speculates for us. Full story

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The Bruins Will Beat the Leafs Because They’re Better

It's really not about who's tougher, it's about who's better. And the Bruins are better. Full story

Angry Hockey Nerd

Brendan Shanahan Sucks at Disciplining the NHL

Brendan Shanahan's flip-floppy management of the NHL's suspensions has been embarrassing, but to be fair he's not the only one to blame. Full story

Angry Hockey Nerd

Why is Hockey Resistant to Technology?

WIth iPads being introduced to the game to increase shootout efficiency, our very own Angry Hockey Nerd looks at the increasingly Luddite-esque reaction of the game's biggest dummies. Full story

Angry Hockey Nerd

Most Hockey Fans Are Suckers

After completely taking hockey away from their fans with a lockout that lasted for months and months, the NHL's fans are back to support the business in record numbers. Why? Because they're a bunch of dummies. Full story

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The Edmonton Oilers Are a Useless Franchise

According to our new, angry hockey nerd writer, the Edmonton Oilers are a useless franchise with toothless fans. Full story