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Which Hockey Team Will End Canada’s Stanley Cup Drought?
A Canadian team hasn't won the Stanley Cup in twenty years. When's that gonna change? Who has the best chance? Angry Hockey Nerd (the rageman who correctly predicted the Leafs loss) speculates for us. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
The Bruins Will Beat the Leafs Because They’re Better
It's really not about who's tougher, it's about who's better. And the Bruins are better. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Brendan Shanahan Sucks at Disciplining the NHL
Brendan Shanahan's flip-floppy management of the NHL's suspensions has been embarrassing, but to be fair he's not the only one to blame. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Why is Hockey Resistant to Technology?
WIth iPads being introduced to the game to increase shootout efficiency, our very own Angry Hockey Nerd looks at the increasingly Luddite-esque reaction of the game's biggest dummies. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
Most Hockey Fans Are Suckers
After completely taking hockey away from their fans with a lockout that lasted for months and months, the NHL's fans are back to support the business in record numbers. Why? Because they're a bunch of dummies. Full story
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Angry Hockey Nerd
The Edmonton Oilers Are a Useless Franchise
According to our new, angry hockey nerd writer, the Edmonton Oilers are a useless franchise with toothless fans. Full story
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