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Who’s Getting Rich off of America's Prison-Industrial Complex?

Many of America's prisons are run by for-profit corporations, so clearly some people are making lots and lots of money off the booming business of keeping human beings in cages. But who are these people? Using some publicly-available data, I came up with a few names. Full story

Ben Anderson Is Doing a Reddit AMA Today

So you can ask him any questions you want. Full story

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VICE Endorses Jipson Talmadge

The "Bike Lane" Candidate for Mayor of New York City!

Jipson Talmadge is a 32-year-old resident of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, occasional crasher of couches in Manhattan, and VICE's choice for the next mayor of New York City with his plan for an "ALL-BIKE NEW YORK!" Full story

Cry-Baby of the Week

This week: A guy who destroyed his neighborhood versus some guys who arrested a kid for mooning. Full story

Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hobo Wanted for Murder, Says He Was Drugged and Raped

It's a truly bizarre and tragic twist to the "home-free" tale of everyone's favorite hatchet-wielding hobo, who it's been said harbors a bit of a violent streak. Full story

Carmen Electra's Got a Bigger Dick Than You

We talked to our favorite host of 'Singled Out' about her newest song, "Bigger Dick." It’s the perfect marriage of Spice Girl power and the peen-rhyming prowess of Gillette’s “Short Dick Man," and with a little luck, it could be the next Peaches-esque potty-mouthed classic… Full story

Astronaut Chris Hadfield's Private Journal Revealed

May God's Love Be With You

I’m not a prima donna. I’m a simple guy; I was married in a Reebok tuxedo, for Christ’s sake. Full story

Death to the LCBO

And the LC, and the SAQ, and All the Rest

With the LCBO preparing to strike and most of Canada suffering the same kinda bullshit that Ontario has to deal with—what with all the booze being sold in government regulated locations—it's about time we drop this system and make champagne easier to find. Full story

“Fitch the Homeless” Is Backwards-Ass Activism

Please don’t “Fitch the Homeless.” This is all just some cheeseball stunt perpetrated by a guy who really wants attention and saw an opportunity to get it. Yes, it seems clever, but making fart noises with your armpits in seventh grade seemed clever, too. Full story

Horrible People Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans

Once upon a time, long before Angelina Jolie got a mastectomy, she adopted a Cambodian child. As a result, privileged Westerners of all nationalities flocked to the country's orphanages in the hope of simultaneously nurturing a child and their own sense of self-worth. It was only… Full story

On the Road with Tony Clifton

A Filmmaker's Life and Work with the Drunken, Racist, and Probably Fictitious Lounge Singer

Tony Clifton is a piece of performance art who has outlived his creator, legendary comic Andy Kaufman, by two decades. He's having a comeback of sorts, thanks at least in part to Jeremy Johnson, a filmmaker who has been working for Clifton—and his alter ego Bob Zmuda—for five str… Full story

Pigeon Racing Is a Dying Sport in Canada

We hung out with one of Toronto's finest pigeon racers to find out why anyone would want to pigeon race. Full story

How Awful Are the Free Porn Games on the Internet?

Unsurprisingly, the internet is filled with recreations targeted at men who want to masturbate while gaming at the same time. But why are most of them trivia contests or repetitive JRPG-inspired slogs? And why are all the women they feature terrifying? Full story

The Noisey Guide to French Rap

In America, we don’t pay attention to French rap. The reasons for this are obvious. We’re here, rap originated here, and we already have millions of people putting out sucky music on Soundlcoud in English every three minutes. So, naturally, focusing on non-American rappers beside… Full story