Bertie Brandes
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Articles by Bertie Brandes
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity
Welcome to part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham. Full story
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Things You Should Stop Wearing Now You're a Graduate
Wearing disco pants when you're an unemployed adult is not okay. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing without Breasts
It's really, really depressing. Full story
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup
This Week It's Fashionable to Be a Bad Bitch
Kidding, that's fashionable every week ever. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
Things That Hollywood Thinks Are 'Punk'
The launch of "Punk Couture" at the Met was a perfect example of how pathetic everything in the world is right now. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
A Basic Guide to Existing in Summer
Let's fill the streets with beautiful unemployed people in bikinis. Full story
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup
Atlanta Strippers Do it Better
They probably have a different pair of aviators for every outfit, too. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
This Woman Is Telling Lies to Vaginas
Pam Stenzel's sermons about abstinence are entirely idiotic. Full story
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Pretty Girl Bullshit
Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?
I'm worried that it is. Full story
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup
These Rodarte Vans Are Just Perfect for a Fashion Intern
You can stamp models' horrible little dogs to death with them. Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks. 
We Helped Save This Man's Face
He is getting the porn website tattoos removed. 
People Are Building A Clock In A Mountain
Apparently it'll change our perception of time. 
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
It's really, really depressing.