Articles by Brian Moylan
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At the World’s Gayest Party – Life Ball 2013
A fever dream of Arabian Nights and Adam Lambert. Full story
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How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period. Full story
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The Red Marriage Equality Sign on Your Facebook Profile Is Completely Useless
You're turning us into them. Full story
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Flying American Slobs
Americans on planes dress like they’re going to bed or were recently bereaved. Full story
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You Will Never Be as Rich as These Pets
You’re going to die a poor, sad schmuck. But do you know who is rich? Animals! Full story
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Hey Straight People, You're Using Poppers Wrong
Listen up, you stupid fucking breeders. Full story
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My Very Gay Night at Very Straight Strip Clubs
Our gayest writer takes a few tits in the face. Full story
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What Your Underwear Says About You
The brighter your briefs the more likely you've done CrossFit. Full story
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How to Quit Porn and Not Entirely Ruin Your Life
Quitting porn will make you appreciate jerking off like the cave men used to. Full story
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Why I Think Fashion Week Is Stupid
It's when all the worst people parade around in their worst clothes. Full story
Swedish Raggare
Chatting with one of the last originals. 
Istanbul Rising
On the ground in Taksim Square. 
Jailbait
New fiction by Zelly Martin. 
The Water, Tea, and Light Diet
This woman is doing it for 100 days. 
Oh, the Memories
Photos from our trip to North Korea. 
Festival Previews
A roundup of this year's festivals.