Articles by Ellis Jones
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The Cute Show Page!
Syrian Hamsters
These furry bags of joy love desert climates and stuffing as much food into their cheek pouches as possible. Full story
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The Cute Show Page!
Wiener Dog Races!
Sausage-shaped dogs dressed up like monkeys, lizards and French people competing in “Seriously Stupid Pet Tricks”. Full story
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Kuppy-Cats!
Behold the final frontier of cute. Full story
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Comics
Dog Circus
I thought jump rope sucked until I watched the happiest-looking pooches I’ve ever seen doing it in unison. Full story
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Baby Wombat Orphans
We asked our associate editor Harry what he thought about wombats, and he said, "An ugly animal--like a bat but dumber." Then we whipped out this photo and he was paralyzed in an alternating Full story
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Red Squirrel Orphans
You know how squirrels stand all hunched over a nut, tightly grasping it with their tiny claws and then shoving it into their mouths so their cheeks get all puffed? Everyone loves that. Full story
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Snow Leopard Cubs
There's nothing better than watching newborn animals curiously explore the world around them Full story
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A$AP Rocky's Listening Party Wasn't Boring
I emailed myself in case I got too drunk to remember the details. It said, "ASAP, mos def, jim jones, fried chicken, wings, 40s, blunts..." Full story
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Peruvian Hairless Dogs
Just like other breeds, hairless puppies look 100 percent adorable whatever they do: yawning, napping, Full story -
The Cute Show
Peruvian Hairless Dogs!
Just like other breeds, hairless puppies look 100 percent adorable when they do anything. Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen.
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks.
Teens Are Trapped In Abusive Drug Rehab Centres
The billion-dollar anti-drug cult industry.
Tanzania's Government Is About To Kill The Maasai
They're kicking them off their land.
Festival Previews
It's everybody's favourite time of the year again.