Articles by Gavin Haynes
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
The Weird World of Mail Online Commenters
What are these people doing with their lives? Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
The BNP Say a Big Fascist Orgy Is the Only Way to Keep Britain White
Nick Griffin wants to bone the country into his own image. Full story
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Meet the Six Jihadists Who Were Too Stupid to Blow Up the EDL
The tale of the would-be Dewsbury bombers is a uniquely British farce. Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
We Should Probably Put Ben Elton On Suicide Watch
He's got a new sitcom and everyone fucking despises it. Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
Beware the iPad Children, the Crack Babies of Today
Let's destroy them before they destroy us. Full story
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The Sad Truth About the Newcastle Horse-puncher
We're all a little bit to blame for the tragedy of Barry Rogerson. Full story
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Searching WikiLeaks Latest Data Dump for Swear Words
The quest to hunt down Kissinger's elusive "asshole dossier". Full story
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights
Everyone Involved in the Thatcher Chart 'Ding Dong' Is a Moron
But the BBC will grant these idiots their immortality. Full story
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What Your Pretentious Lunch Says About You
You are what you eat. Full story
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A Moron's Guide to...
A Moron's Guide to Cara Delevingne
From beautiful and privileged to beautiful, privileged and famous. Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks. 
We Helped Save This Man's Face
He is getting the porn website tattoos removed. 
People Are Building A Clock In A Mountain
Apparently it'll change our perception of time. 
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
It's really, really depressing.