Articles by Joanna Fuertes-Knight
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The Noisey Guide to Jennifer Lopez
The ass, the men, the dance breakdowns; here's why J-Lo's reign of the charts made her the baddest bitch. Full story
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Why the BBC's Sound of 2013 Isn't Shit
Stop trying to be cool and just listen to them. Full story
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Last Week on Noisey: Iggy Azalea Got Her Butt Out
And Gyptian sat down with us to talk about pum-pum. Full story
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Last Week On Noisey: We Coloured Some Rappers In
Oh, and Action Bronson put out his FIRST EVER RELEASE ON VICE RECORDS! Full story
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Last Week On Noisey: We Asked Who Is the Barbz Army?
Mainly over-excitable white girls with stupidly dyed hair. Full story
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Last Week On Noisey: Skating with Jaden Smith
Bouncing around New York with Will Smith's spawn. Full story
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Last Week On Noisey: Die Antwoord Beef With Lady Gaga
And all her fans told us to kill ourselves. Full story
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Last Week On Noisey: Wu Block, Awk Sex Music and Bieber's Penis
Mad drama on Noisey last week, fam. Full story
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Last Week On Noisey: Was Death Grips' Album Leak a Label Stunt?
And are One Direction fans victims of an Illuminati plot? Full story
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Last Week On Noisey
We totally interviewed the CEO of the Illuminati! Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks. 
We Helped Save This Man's Face
He is getting the porn website tattoos removed. 
People Are Building A Clock In A Mountain
Apparently it'll change our perception of time. 
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
It's really, really depressing.