Articles by Max Halley
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Deal with Customers Who Talk Too Much
Why do people take drugs in restaurants? Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
What Really Goes On In a Restaurant Kitchen
There's a lot of pain, and a lot of piss. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Console Valentine's Love Rats
There's no easy way of telling a sobbing man he still needs to pay for his dinner. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Show Idiots Who's Boss
You can only shit on a man so many times before he grabs his dick and screams "Enough is enough!" Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Pry Money Out of Pick-Up Artists
Just keep your mouth shut and soon you'll be drinking his expensive, leftover pre-fuck wine. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Deal with People Who Take Drugs in Restaurants
There's only one thing for it: Make 'em bleed. Full story
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Tips from a Waiter
How to Screw Over Obnoxious People
Just because you're waiting tables, doesn't mean you have to put up with pricks. Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks. 
Teens Are Trapped In Abusive Drug Rehab Centres
The billion-dollar anti-drug cult industry. 
Tanzania's Government Is About To Kill The Maasai
They're kicking them off their land. 
Festival Previews
It's everybody's favourite time of the year again.