Articles by Sophie Heawood
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Milf Teeth
I Went To the Top of the Shard and Felt Feelings
The whole building is the punchline to someone else's joke. Full story
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Three Things That Happened to Me This Week That Were More Punk Than the Punk Met Gala Ball
My life is so full of anarchy. Full story
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Summer's Here and Everyone's Looking for New Sex
In the parks, in the pubs, in the past. Full story
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East London, You're Killing Me
A place full of stories without any morals. Full story
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I Have Decided to Stand For Election
Things are going to change around here, Nick Clegg. Full story
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Ten Things My Kid Won't Believe About 2013
Including pissy little internet bitches, the NHS, Rihanna and a cure for HIV. Full story
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The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person. Full story
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The Psychology of Bippity-Boppity Hats
Why does it make people want to attack me? Full story
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How I Divided the Royal Family and Brought Down New Labour
After almost getting run over by the Popemobile. Full story
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8AM Kiss FM Ecstasy
Me, my baby, my Turkish taxi driver and the worst song ever recorded. Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks. 
We Helped Save This Man's Face
He is getting the porn website tattoos removed. 
People Are Building A Clock In A Mountain
Apparently it'll change our perception of time. 
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
It's really, really depressing.