Born and raised in the south. Eternally looking for the saddest shit ever. Forever introspective. Weird hound dog. Loves space. Cohort at Bathetic Records. Maker of vague music.
Don't eat a rack of BBQ ribs like it's cunnilingus hour at the pussy patch. Be a man. Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen.
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks.
We Helped Save This Man's Face
He is getting the porn website tattoos removed.
People Are Building A Clock In A Mountain
Apparently it'll change our perception of time.
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
It's really, really depressing.
