BOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH
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People Are Crap at Suicide
And that means a lot of wasted hospital time. Full story
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Cheating the Rectal Examiner
I stick my finger up someone’s bum as much as three times a day. Full story
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The Perfect Vagina
Girls, I'm afraid the NHS aren't going to help you out if you've got ugly genitals. Full story
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I Made a Baby
It restored my antipathy to the whole of humanity. Full story
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Doctors Can't Help You
Half of being a doctor is saying things with authority and hoping your patient doesn’t die. Full story
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One-Night Stand Syndrome
Imagine waking up one day convinced that the person you love has been replaced by an imposter. Full story
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Don't Touch Me
I don’t want to feel your beard on my face after searching through a patient's pubes for crabs. Full story
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Fat Chance
A real doctor's advice that should keep your own body mass from swallowing your penis. Full story
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What I Know About Death
A real doctor's tips on how to tell when someone is gonna die soon. Full story
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The Voices In My Head Are Telling Me to Bathe In Shit
A real doctor's advice on coping with a haywire internal monologue. Full story
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Mutant Dick Report
Some facts to make you grateful for your fully functioning 3.5 inches. Full story
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How to Drink Yourself to a Bleeding Arse
This week, our resident real doctor extracts wads of bloody tissue from a homeless man’s anus. Full story
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What Not to Do For an Erection
Our resident real doctor remembers some chillingly stupid attempts to maintain a hard-on. Full story
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Stories From the Slab
This week, Dr. Moore is chopping up a dead granny. Full story
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Please Don't Stuff Your Cock
Why do men insist on stuffing their dicks with maggots, thermometers and goldfish? Full story
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Do I Milk Him?
A guy I’m seeing recently asked me to milk his prostate. Full story
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Can Everyone Please Stop Shitting Themselves?
As a doctor my experiences with incontinence haven't been pleasant. Full story
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The Dead Won't Rise Again
Ill this autumn? Better hurry up and die before the hospital releases its medical students upon you. Full story
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VICE News: Triple Hate
The Klan, the Crips, racism and the spectre of history.
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The Tanzanian Government Is About to Kill Off the Maasai
They're kicking them off their land and all their cows are going to die.
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Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol
The White Student Union advocates for “persons of European heritage” – aka “white people.”
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents might be witnessing the end of the world, too.
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Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been More Insane Than You Can Even Imagine
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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World Peace Update
After 50 weeks of these, we're still not there yet.
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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Hearing from Three Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Who've Been On Hunger Strike for 100 Days
What life is like inside the prison camp.
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Saudi Arabia Isn't Having a Feminist Revolution
Weirdly, Saudi photographer Nouf Alhimiary thinks being allowed to cycle doesn't count as women's rights.
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The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The KKK protested renaming a park that memorialised one of the most infamous racists ever.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Some Rich People Are Building a Giant Clock Inside a Mountain
It's going to run for 10,000 years and will apparently change how we understand time itself.
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Facebook and Censorship's Slippery Slope
You're not in America when you're on Facebook – you're on the internet.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Kicking Heroin with an Ibogaine Ceremony
Many swear it's the most effective way to kick heroin addiction.
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We Spoke to a Former Crack Addict About Rob Ford
"People don’t decide to have a glass of wine with dinner and then go buy a bag of crack."
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Fringes: Stories from the Edge: Deportee Purgatory
Tijuana’s El Bordo is home to thousands of heroin-addicted Mexican deportees.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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The Creators Project: Turning CCTV Footage into Art
An invasion of privacy and erosion of our civil liberties can serve as a source for art.
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We Watched the Stockholm Suburbs Burn
But was it really a riot, or just a coupe of bored arsonists?
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup: David Bowie, Glitter and Topless Abercrombie Models
These are things you should know about, this week.
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Photo Dump Vol. 120
More stupid pictures we found on the stupid internet.
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Milf Teeth: In Ibiza with Endless House
Maybe I'm an old raver now, too.
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In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist who Probably Faked His Own Death
We spoke to several people close to him who think he's alive, and after some digging, we think so, too.
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Speaking with Adam Kokesh, Before He Was Detained by the Feds
This would be the first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam and his politics.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.
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George's Fun Happy Place
George has a lot of problems to overcome, but he's capable of an incredible lightness.
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents might be witnessing the end of the world, too.
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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter
I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
The Klan, the Crips, racism and the spectre of history.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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I Tested Out Three of Cambodia's Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Appetite-inducing pills have become the new way to pack on the pounds.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They know Nazis don't like Asian people, but they don't care.
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VICE News: White Student Union - Trailer
A documentary about race, class and self-righteous college students yelling at each other.
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Austerity's Drug of Choice
Greece's infamous new drug, sisa, is meth mixed with filler ingredients like battery acid.
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Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister
Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.
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I Spent the Weekend Watching Topless Feminists Piss Off Neo-Nazis
Hanging out with Femen in Paris was a blast.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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Who’s Getting Rich off the Prison-Industrial Complex?
A rundown of some of America's incarceration investors.
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Interviewing South African Rape Victims Isn't Easy When You're Disfigured
It's said that in the South African townships, disfigurement is associated with witchcraft.
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a pure Malay race. 
Teens Are Trapped In Abusive Drug Rehab Centres
The billion-dollar anti-drug cult industry. 
Tanzania's Government Is About To Kill The Maasai
They're kicking them off their land. 
Festival Previews
It's everybody's favourite time of the year again.