CHUNKLET TO GO GO
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The F***s to S***s Ratio
The F***s to S***s ratio when it comes to seeing a band perform live. Full story
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Straight White Guys, Just Stop It
Anyone in the room, who has any brains, really thinks you’re an idiot. Full story
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The Theory of Rock Entropy
Bands tend to rock less over time. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go: The Wheel of Punk Part Two
The good news about The Wheel of Punk™ is we don’t have to decide who is more punk. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go: The Wheel of Punk
At last: a surefire way to determine what bands are more "punk" than others. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Regular Human Beings
We just buy CDs at Sainsbury's and play them in the car. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - How to Best Ruin Your Band’s Legacy
When starting a band, the first thing you should do is think about how you can make as much money as possible on your reunion tour. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Bringing in the String Section with Sohrab Habibion
You changed it up and you fucked it up. Accept it. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like Anal C**t Any More Since They Signed to Earache
A few stories about touring with a real rock band. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Record Store Clerk Therapy: It's Not Just a Snob, It's an Adventure
Record store clerks are and always will be dicks. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - How to Sell Records Like The Smiths
What the music industry can learn from Morrissey and the people who used to be his friends. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Snobby Record Store Clerk Therapy: Portland
I love Mississippi Records in Portland, but that one guy with the hat is a fucking dick. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Local Music: The Genre
Your album is in the "local" section because it sucks, not because of where your house is. Full story
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Chunklet to Go Go - Slayer Have Some Cool T-Shirts, but Fuck if We'll Wear Them
"Why not support one of your favourite bands?" you might ask. Simple: The majority of their fans are fucking idiots. Full story
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen.
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks.
We Helped Save This Man's Face
He is getting the porn website tattoos removed.
People Are Building A Clock In A Mountain
Apparently it'll change our perception of time.
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
It's really, really depressing.