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  • Calling Bullshit On Robin Thicke's Misogynist Apologists

    It's time for a lesson in not being a dick. Full story

    2013 Jun 14 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Robin Thicke's New Video Is Horrible, Misogynist Bullshit

    It's just so incredibly creepy. Full story

    2013 Jun 5 Bertie Brandes Music
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  • The Weird Devotion of Beyonce's Danish Bum Slapper

    Her divinity has its drawbacks. Full story

    2013 Jun 3 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • 'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity

    Welcome to part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham. Full story

    2013 May 20 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing without Breasts

    It's really, really depressing. Full story

    2013 May 15 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Things That Hollywood Thinks Are 'Punk'

    The launch of "Punk Couture" at the Met was a perfect example of how pathetic everything in the world is right now. Full story

    2013 May 9 Bertie Brandes Fashion
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  • A Basic Guide to Existing in Summer

    Let's fill the streets with beautiful unemployed people in bikinis. Full story

    2013 May 2 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • This Woman Is Telling Lies to Vaginas

    Pam Stenzel's sermons about abstinence are entirely idiotic. Full story

    2013 Apr 24 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Is Snapchat Ruining People's Lives?

    I'm worried that it is. Full story

    2013 Apr 16 Bertie Brandes Tech
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  • Come Back and Claim Thatcher's Throne, Louise Mensch

    It's time you stopped going nuts in New York and did what you were born to do. Full story

    2013 Apr 11 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Gillette Want Men to Shave So They Can Get Laid

    It's an attack on the dignity of women everywhere. Full story

    2013 Apr 3 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • A Whole Year of Pretty Girl Bullshit

    Samantha Brick, Todd Akin, Taylor, Cara – this one goes out to you and all the others who made it possible. Full story

    2013 Mar 27 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • This Woman Who Hates Women Just Made My Day

    The hateful madness of Claire Khaw says some pretty positive things about Britain today. Full story

    2013 Mar 21 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Why Do Nice Guys Always Finish Last?

    Here's a crazy notion: maybe they don't. Full story

    2013 Mar 14 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • The Pretty Girl's Swearword Bible 2013

    The dirty words you are – and are not – allowed to say. Full story

    2013 Mar 6 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Oh No, Louise Mensch Has Started Writing a 'Feminist' Fashion Blog

    What is she doing, trying to put me out of a job? Full story

    2013 Feb 26 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Dubai Fashion Week Sounds Like the Worst Show On Earth

    The sons and daughters of oil sheikhs paying Katy Perry to look at their shitty clothes? NFM. Full story

    2013 Feb 20 Bertie Brandes Fashion
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  • It's Time to Declare War On the Thigh Gap

    A lot of things taste better than skinny feels. Full story

    2013 Feb 12 Bertie Brandes Stuff
    5
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  • Justin Bieber's Mum Is Freaking Me Out

    Is her new anti-abortion film brainwashing the voters of tomorrow? Full story

    2013 Feb 6 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Please Don't Make Me Hate Women, Huffington Post

    We aren't all obsessed with donuts and fucking Ryan Gosling. Full story

    2013 Jan 30 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • An Open Letter to Anyone Thinking of Getting Their Labia Sliced Off

    Don't let the world make you feel so damn unpretty. Full story

    2013 Jan 24 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Why Can't Anybody Love Tom Cruise?

    An open letter to the most undesirable man in Hollywood. Full story

    2013 Jan 15 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • There's a Feminist Propaganda War

    And it's already claimed Katy Perry. Full story

    2013 Jan 9 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Apparently Adam Lanza Was Angry About Abortions

    Or so says Victoria Jackson, the confused American televangelist preaching the Lord's word. Full story

    2012 Dec 19 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • White Girl Apathy Is Killing Culture

    Taylor Swift and feminism have turned pretty girls into apathetic idiots. Full story

    2012 Dec 12 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Why the Hell Would a Woman Want to Become a Bishop Anyway?

    Those hats are totally heinous. Full story

    2012 Nov 28 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • 63 Percent of Girls Want to Show You Their Nipples

    We conducted our own study into the shocking truth of womanhood circa 2012. Full story

    2012 Nov 20 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Stupid Little Shitty Biscuits of Patriarchal Oppression

    The Easy-Bake Oven is a small microwave powerful enough to turn every Pretty Girl into a fat bullshitter. Full story

    2012 Nov 14 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • Why Are All My Teen Idols Voting for Romney?

    I'm like, freaking out over here. Full story

    2012 Nov 6 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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  • We Should All Be More Like Britney

    You can't airbrush insanity. Full story

    2012 Oct 30 Bertie Brandes Stuff
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