SCHOOLGIRL DIARIES
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The Common Room Reeks of Lynx Africa
And my crush flashed his balls at everyone. Full story
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I'm Going to Seduce My New Teacher
I’ve read Lolita, so I know all about keeping an illegal and potentially life-ruining relationship on the down-low. Full story
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I Pissed On My Skirt
Am I ever going to snog again?! Full story
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Satan Is Hiding in the School Slut's Weave
It's not doing wonders for my mental health. Full story
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I Think I Might Have Actually Learned Something at School This Week
I'm not quite sure what, though. Full story
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My Cat Got Stolen by a Policewoman
Please return, sweet Bosie. Full story
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I'm Feeling Sexy and Grown
But being trapped on a canal boat with my dad is really killing my vibe. Full story
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Fascism Is Rife in the Canteen
But I'm not convinced it's for me. Full story
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I've Got an Unrequited Crush On a Girl I Don't Even Know
She's doesn't like the apple cores I leave for her as gifts. Full story
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UCAS Pervs Want My Personal Statement
I just wanna eat sugar and crush. Full story
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Things Got YOLO at My School Disco
We all got sent home early and STDs. Full story
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Tru Luv Lasts Forever
At my school, babies are now cooler than iPhones. Full story
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Teenage Love Smells Like Crisps
Make-believe stories of dick and drugs make me want to burn this place down. Full story
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First Day of Term
Back to school, with all the 17-year-old sex pests, shotters and sociopaths that entails. Full story
Most Popular
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Weirdly, None of the Conspiracy Theorists at Bilderberg 2013 Made Any Sense
I went to Watford looking for the truth and left only with nonsense.
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The IMF's Admission That Austerity Has Failed Is Going to Make the G8 Pretty Awkward
Along with all that treacherous espionage stuff.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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An Interview with a Gay, Russian Neo-Nazi
Hitler and homosexuality, together at last.
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Motherboard: High Country
A mind-melting journey through the silicon valley of weed.
Swedish Raggare
Chatting with one of the last originals. 
Istanbul Rising
On the ground in Taksim Square. 
Jailbait
New fiction by Zelly Martin. 
The Water, Tea, and Light Diet
This woman is doing it for 100 days. 
Oh, the Memories
Photos from our trip to North Korea. 
Festival Previews
A roundup of this year's festivals.