Articles from Volume 19 Issue 10
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Comics
Deep Donkey
Next time a load of sea creatures try to rape you, hide inside a whale's vagina. Full story
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Looking at Ben Pier's Photos Is Better Than Eating Burritos or Wanking to Pornhub
He reads books and rides bikes, instead. Full story
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Skinema
Anal Lessons
Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next thing? Full story
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The Cute Show Page!
Wiener Dog Races!
Sausage-shaped dogs dressed up like monkeys, lizards and French people competing in “Seriously Stupid Pet Tricks”. Full story
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Something Fishy
The Strange Rewards and Follies of Bristol Bay’s Great Salmon Run
They're friends most of the time, but sometimes they shoot each other over fish. Full story
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2012 Is Bullshit; 2020 Is When We’ll really Be in Trouble
Lynching and rioting are just a few of the treats in store. Full story
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Bob Odenkirk’s Page
Tell Us About Your Tats!
We stopped a guy in the street and got the lowdown on his ink. Full story
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Bush-League Rebels
A Perplexing Survey of the Congo’s Myriad Resistance Groups
I visited a camp in the city of Goma set up to house rebel combatants who had surrendered. Full story
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Combover
Dirty Laundry
This one’s difficult. Used to be my best friend. My mentor, really. Taught me everything I know about the business. Full story
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Atheism - Sexism = Atheism +
Atheist blogger Jennifer McCreight set up an online forum that fights sexism called “Atheism+.” Full story
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Shiva’s Wedding
Love (and Marriage) in the Himalayas
I think going to India to get married by a guru after you have known someone a month is about the craziest thing you can do. Full story
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King Dude Is the King of Dudes
T.J. Cowgill is the most optimistic, friendly Luciferian we know. Full story
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Celebrities as Food
Pretzel Rod Stewart is unimpressed. Full story
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Lil' Thinks
Me Vs. “Me”
Casting a Hail Mary vote and avoiding the participatory requirement of your minitribe. Full story
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Seals Are Assholes
For Australian fur seals, salmon is “like a cross between a Big Mac and heroin.” Full story
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Keep Your Reputation Tight with Reconstructive Hymen Surgery (or, if You're Poor, Chinese Hymens)
Whores, do I have some good news for you. Full story
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Advertisers Are Living in Your Brain
Brain-computer interface technology won't be used for mindfucks. It will be used for advertising. Full story
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Transmutations in Tijuana
Meet the Christian Pastor Who's Praying Away the Gay in the Mexican Border Town's Slums
Pastor Alma Leticia Rosas claims to have the power to exorcise spirits that, according to her, cause homosexuality. Full story
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Swole
Photos of bodybuilders by Ben Ritter. Full story
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Zak Loves Mandy
And They’ll Keep Making Art and Porn Until One of Them Dies
I talked with the couple about their love and how it exists so gracefully in a world of porn, art and disease. Full story
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VICE’s Birthday
And What Its Natal Chart Says About the Company
I am anxious to relay to you the details of VICE’s chart. Full story
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Death of the American Hobo
The National Hobo Convention Reaches the End of the Line
If highways and roads are America’s veins, the hundreds of thousands of miles of tracks are like those chakra diagrams in acupuncturists’ offices, the hidden flows of energy that affect the body as a whole. Full story
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On the Wagon
Riding Along at the Chuckwagon Championships, Perhaps the Most American Event of All Time
It’s not everyone’s idea of fun, but like Ms. Judy says, “It gets in your blood.” Full story
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One in the Oven
Artist and ‘Girls’ Star Jemima Kirke Bares Her Belly and Chats with Us About Being a Grown-Up
‘Girls’ star Jemima Kirke bares her belly and chats with us about being a grown-up. Full story
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The Forgetful Ghost
After my father died, I began to wonder whether my turn might come sooner rather than later. Full story
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VICE News: Triple Hate
The Klan, the Crips, racism and the spectre of history.
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The Tanzanian Government Is About to Kill Off the Maasai
They're kicking them off their land and all their cows are going to die.
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Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol
The White Student Union advocates for “persons of European heritage” – aka “white people.”
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents might be witnessing the end of the world, too.
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Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been More Insane Than You Can Even Imagine
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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World Peace Update
After 50 weeks of these, we're still not there yet.
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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Hearing from Three Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Who've Been On Hunger Strike for 100 Days
What life is like inside the prison camp.
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Saudi Arabia Isn't Having a Feminist Revolution
Weirdly, Saudi photographer Nouf Alhimiary thinks being allowed to cycle doesn't count as women's rights.
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The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The KKK protested renaming a park that memorialised one of the most infamous racists ever.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Some Rich People Are Building a Giant Clock Inside a Mountain
It's going to run for 10,000 years and will apparently change how we understand time itself.
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Femen Are Being Attacked by Nazis and Sent to Prison
I called one of their members in Paris for a catch up.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Kicking Heroin with an Ibogaine Ceremony
Many swear it's the most effective way to kick heroin addiction.
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We Spoke to a Former Crack Addict About Rob Ford
"People don’t decide to have a glass of wine with dinner and then go buy a bag of crack."
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Fringes: Stories from the Edge: Deportee Purgatory
Tijuana’s El Bordo is home to thousands of heroin-addicted Mexican deportees.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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The Creators Project: Turning CCTV Footage into Art
An invasion of privacy and erosion of our civil liberties can serve as a source for art.
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We Watched the Stockholm Suburbs Burn
But was it really a riot, or just a coupe of bored arsonists?
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Fashion Tidbits Roundup: David Bowie, Glitter and Topless Abercrombie Models
These are things you should know about, this week.
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Photo Dump Vol. 120
More stupid pictures we found on the stupid internet.
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Milf Teeth: In Ibiza with Endless House
Maybe I'm an old raver now, too.
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In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist who Probably Faked His Own Death
We spoke to several people close to him who think he's alive, and after some digging, we think so, too.
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Speaking with Adam Kokesh, Before He Was Detained by the Feds
This would be the first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam and his politics.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Some kids got arrested for a water balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.
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George's Fun Happy Place
George has a lot of problems to overcome, but he's capable of an incredible lightness.
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents might be witnessing the end of the world, too.
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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter
I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
The Klan, the Crips, racism and the spectre of history.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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I Tested Out Three of Cambodia's Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Appetite-inducing pills have become the new way to pack on the pounds.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They know Nazis don't like Asian people, but they don't care.
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VICE News: White Student Union - Trailer
A documentary about race, class and self-righteous college students yelling at each other.
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Austerity's Drug of Choice
Greece's infamous new drug, sisa, is meth mixed with filler ingredients like battery acid.
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Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister
Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.
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I Spent the Weekend Watching Topless Feminists Piss Off Neo-Nazis
Hanging out with Femen in Paris was a blast.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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Who’s Getting Rich off the Prison-Industrial Complex?
A rundown of some of America's incarceration investors.
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Interviewing South African Rape Victims Isn't Easy When You're Disfigured
It's said that in the South African townships, disfigurement is associated with witchcraft.
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a pure Malay race. 
Teens Are Trapped In Abusive Drug Rehab Centres
The billion-dollar anti-drug cult industry. 
Tanzania's Government Is About To Kill The Maasai
They're kicking them off their land. 
Festival Previews
It's everybody's favourite time of the year again.