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Germany's Former Cocaine King Invited Me to His Birthday Party

If the party seemed a little melancholy, it was because half of the guests had to go back to jail the next day.

Photos by Grey Hutton 

It's the middle of the night and I’m standing on the terrace of a newly renovated villa, a good half hour from Hamburg Central Station. I’ve been sipping my Ballantines Cola for a while now, talking to a guy in a white windbreaker. He's trying to make me understand what it feels like to discover a listening device placed in your car by "the narcs." "I was in the car with my driver, looking for a place to hide my cell phone," he was saying. "The battery and sim card were out, but I wanted to make sure that thing wasn't recording any of my conversations. So I put my hand behind the panel at the foot space and end up with all these cables in my grasp. I panicked and cursed. My driver said, 'That's not a part of the car. Because this is Sony,' pointing to the recorder in my hand, 'and this is Volvo.' Normally he's not good with technology, but this time he was right." In the end, the drug enforcement agency was able to link him to a 154-pound load of cocaine that had just been intercepted on the high seas, thanks to recordings made on that device. He’s now sitting on the four years he got for it, but today he's enjoying a furlough. Which makes me wonder how many years of jail time come together at this party as a whole.

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You see, I'm at the birthday party of Germany's "Snow King” (also known as Ronald "Blacky" Miehling), who has already done a little less than 28 years—with short breaks, of course. Miehling is a legend of the Hamburg underworld, one of the few Germans to have worked directly with Colombian wholesale dealers. For years it went well, but eventually he was caught. Since then, he has written a book about his experiences and now awaits his impending release. As an appetizer, he was allowed to celebrate his last birthday in freedom. I met Blacky and his boys last year by chance, and by sheer luck I was able to interview him. We kept in touch after that but I was still quite surprised when one of his middlemen called me a few weeks ago, to tell me that Blacky had been given permission to spend the night of his 64th birthday in freedom, and was planning a small party at the Villa Harburg. Would I like to come by with a photographer? Well, I thought, did Charlie want to go to the Chocolate Factory?

As our car rolled up to the large parking lot a few days later, the Villa Harburg stood in front of us illuminated by lights in the colors of the rainbow. It was a beautiful sight, and a nice gesture by his friends—an attempt to remind Blacky of the old times and help him briefly forget the years in jail.

At the entrance, which was on the side of the building, a cute Eastern European woman smiled at me and pushed a shot glass filled with something red in my hands.

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We walked through a stuccoed room to the "main floor," in the middle of which stood a table draped with Blacky's gangster merch: mostly T-shirts with slogans like "Mama Coca" or "The Snow King." I looked around and noticed that most of those present were wearing the T-shirts already.

And then I saw Blacky. Or, rather, his back, which sported a golden crown with the "Snow King" lettering. He turned around. "I'm so glad you are here!" he shouted in his rough voice. His handshake was somehow even stronger than at our last meeting. “I’m very excited to be at your party," I retorted. Blacky laughed: "Yes, it should be a good one but I have to be back at 5:00 PM. And I wouldn't be surprised if the narcs invited themselves tonight to keep an eye on me." I guessed that must be the reason I had yet to see any trays being passed around.

I tried to toast to his birthday and he politely declined, saying that one of the restrictions of his furlough was that he wasn't allowed to have any alcohol. He did give me a bracelet for the open bar his friends had been allowed to run, though.

At the bar there they were at last: a bunch of little baggies filled with white powder.

After uncertainly ogling it for a while, one of the other guests dared to go for it. He poured a bit into the hollow part between his thumb and forefinger, and snorted. "So?” I asked him. He shook his head in disappointment and threw the bag back on the counter. Blacky had allowed himself a small joke—it was caffeine powder. I had spent a good amount of time wondering what kind of guys would show up to this birthday before getting here, so I had a look around. Each of the faces I saw seemed to have been marked by life. I chatted with a few of them to find out how they knew Blacky. As Blacky had basically spent his adult life in two environments—Germany's criminal underworld and jail—it was hardly surprising that his guests came from this same orbit: lawyers, former business partners, and jailbirds.

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One of them was the guy I found myself chatting to on the terrace. "I read Blacky's book my first time in jail, but I didn’t meet him in person until much later in life. He’s a fine guy," he said with a slight Northern German accent. Another relatively young man sitting in a silver leather chair told me that he had only just met Blacky. So far he had only heard stories, but wanted to hear everything from him—he wanted to know how he had made ​​it to the top, back in the day.

Blacky sat down on a chair in the middle of the main floor, in front of a huge portrait of himself. On closer inspection, you realized the picture was made of plastic prison cutlery glued together, as the artist Hajo Latzel informed me. Why is it painted in black, red, and gold? "Because Blacky is Germany's biggest cocaine dealer."

It was time for Blacky to give a speech. Still in the chair, he first thanked all those who had come to his birthday, and then read a couple of chapters from his unpublished book. The chapters were about his life after drugs. He spoke about life in jail, loneliness, oppression, as well as alcohol smuggling in German prisons. The guests laughed and clapped now and then, mostly when the situations reminded them of their own lives. At some point Blacky read a passage in which he describes leaving Hamburg's Glasmoor prison for the first time: "I stood with my first furlough papers in front of the building. It somehow didn’t seem real to me. After all those years in prison, I was "free" for ten hours. My buddies were waiting in a car outside the main gate. I must have looked excited while riding into "freedom." Nothing had changed, except time was gone. It had just passed. Was it lost? I could painfully see this in the car mirror. I could see the many years that had passed on my face, the traces of those years had been burned into my face. "

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Everyone applauded. But before the party got too melancholy, a DJ put on a couple of instrumentals and the Hamburg rapper Bolzte got to spitting his rhymes into a microphone.

Smaller groups started forming, away from the dance floor. People weren't shy of the open bar, so slowly everyone became drunk and boisterous. I kept up and before long I realized that I was one of the few remaining guests. Blacky and his boys had been sitting in a private room behind the bar for a while, exchanging stories.

It was time to go. After a warm farewell, I stumbled into a taxi heading for the St. Pauli neighborhood, where my friend and I drifted into a dark corner bar. Two days later, the snapshot below appeared on Blacky's Facebook page with the caption: “Post from Colombia?”

The JVA Glasmoor responded promptly with a urine test. Blacky's comment on the incident? “How stupid do you think I am, and when were any of the piss tests in my almost 28 years in jail positive?!”
 
Hold on to your sense of humor, Blacky. I hope you can celebrate your next birthday in "real freedom.”