Cry-Baby of the Week

It's time, once again, to marvel at some idiots who don't know how to handle the world.

Cry-Baby #1: Judy Cox

via KUTV. Hat tip to @jiveaficionado. Screencaps via PacSun and WGNTV

The incident: A woman saw a shirt she found offensive on display in a store window.

The appropriate response: Nothing.

The actual response: She spent almost $600 buying out the store's entire stock.

Earlier this week, Judy Cox was shopping with her 18-year-old son at University Mall in Orem, Utah.

As she walked past a PacSun store, she saw several T-shirts printed with images of women in various states of undress (the most explicit of which can be seen above). The photos were shot by Van Styles, whom, coincidentally, VICE interviewed last week.

Judy was offended. She told 4Utah News, "I was most concerned about the youth and the children that would be viewing this."

She went into the store and spoke with the manager about taking the display down.

The manager told Judy that, though she agreed the shirts were offensive, she was unable to do anything about the display without permission from PacSun's corporate offices.

So Judy decided to buy up all of the shirts to remove them from public view. There were 19 left in stock, which cost her about $600 to buy.

Judy says she plans to return the shirts to the store on the last day of PacSun's 60-day return policy. She also intends to meet with city officials to try to figure out whether the shirts violate any local laws. Doesn't Judy seem like a super-fun and chill lady?

Cry-Baby #2: Chung Kim

Michelle Jackson, Jamie Stafford and Chung Kim, via Reddit

The incident: A man got sick of his neighbors' constantly getting dog poop on his porch.

The appropriate response: Complaining to the landlord or property manager.

The actual response: He murdered them.

Mother of five Michelle Jackson and her fiancé Jamie Stafford, both 31, had lived above 75-year-old Chung Kim for two years in an apartment complex in Dallas, Texas.

According to neighbors, Chung had been involved in an ongoing argument with the young couple over their brushing dog poop off their balcony onto his porch below.

Earlier this month, Michelle was out on her balcony using a hose to clean away poop from her dog. This caused water and feces to drip down onto Chung's porch below. Which is, most certainly, a dick move.

This, apparently, caused Chung to snap. Using a hand gun, he allegedly shot up through the bottom of the balcony, killing Michelle.

Police say he then went upstairs, entered the apartment, and shot Jamie.

Upon being shot, Jamie fell over the railing of the balcony and onto the grass below. Chung then allegedly went back downstairs, stood over Jamie, and shot him again, killing him.

Witnesses heard about eight shots. Both victims had been shot in the head.

Chung was arrested and convicted of capital murder. He faces life in prison. He claims that he suffered a blackout and doesn't remember the shootings.

Which of these guys is the bigger cry-baby? Let us know in this poll right here:

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