A few days ago, at a bar in Paris, someone nicked my phone. I didn't think too much of it – after all I lose things all the time – untiI I received this email saying I had recently bought a video game:
Seeing as current owner of my phone didn't seem to be the most careful person on this planet, the next thing I did was check my Google+ account, in case he had managed to share any personal information with the internet that I could use to my advantage. Of course he had; my profile was flooded with the photos he's taken with MY phone. So, here are a few of these pictures.
Consider us even, scumbag.
Click here to launch the gallery.
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