The Best of VICE This Week
It's the weekend (nearly)!! Here's a round up of the week's best, to distract you until it's really here.
WARREN ELLIS SAYS DELETE EVERYTHING NOW
In the future, Mickey Mouse will know when you're fucking the wrong man.
HOW TO LIVE IN BRITAIN WITHOUT GETTING YOUR AMERICAN HEAD KICKED IN
A survival guide for anyone who calls trousers "pants".
63 PERCENT OF GIRLS WANT TO SHOW YOU THEIR NIPPLES
And 92 percent of them want to marry Chris Brown. Apparently.
If Los Angeles is the place where young starlets' dreams go to die, Venice Beach seems to be the neighbourhood where the nightmares of old curmudgeons come to life.
I'M IN A HIP ELECTRONICA BAND AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
Harry Cheadle's misguided attempts to become a rock star
I'M SO SICK OF THESE HIPSTER TROMBONISTS
Since when did anybody play the trombone ironically?
PLANES, FLAMES AND BANGS FROM THE SKY
"On the ground" in Gaza is a difficult place to be, when death keeps falling from the sky.
THE BIG GULP: MY FIRST TIME SWALLOWING
Learning how to swallow without being a brat.
I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE BLOW IN COLOMBIA
And I never want to see shitty NYC cocaine again.
ASSAD BOMBED THE DAR AL SHIFA HOSPITAL
His MIG jets turned it to rubble.
LONDON'S 2012 STUDENT DEMO WAS A WASHOUT
They screamed their rage at Big Ben, but Big Ben didn't wanna listen.
HAVE CARTOONS LEGITIMISED PAEDOPHILIA IN JAPAN?
The age of consent in Japan is 13, which is creepy. These cartoon's make it creepier.
I'M SENDING FOUR PEOPLE TO MARS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
Some Dutch guy wants to send you to Mars. Forever.
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Some Photographs from the All About Pets Show
Canada's largest pet convention has a lot to see, apparently.
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Hearing from Three Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Who've Been On Hunger Strike for 100 Days
What life is like inside the prison camp.
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Gavin Haynes' Sleepless Nights: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dickhead
The silly spy game farce of Ryan Fogle.
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Saudi Arabia Isn't Having a Feminist Revolution
Weirdly, Saudi photographer Nouf Alhimiary thinks being allowed to cycle doesn't count as women's rights.
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Thought and Memory
Back in 2008, when my first novel came out, my publisher sent me on a West Coast tour.
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Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister
Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.
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I Tested Out Three of Cambodia's Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The KKK protested renaming a park that memorialised one of the most infamous racists ever.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Some Rich People Are Building a Giant Clock Inside a Mountain
It's going to run for 10,000 years and will apparently change how we understand time itself.
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Should Murderers Be Allowed State-Funded Sex Changes?
Michelle Kosilek, an American prisoner who wants one, certainly seems to think so.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: Mormon Lost Boys - Nikita's Story
She spoke with us about her upbringing in a polygamous family.
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Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been More Insane Than You Can Even Imagine
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
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The Worst Restaurant in the World
A night at the Jack in the Box of the Damned.
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Alexis Neiers’s Pretty Wild Road to Recovery
She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie and now she's clean.
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents might be witnessing the end of the world, too.
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Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol
The White Student Union advocates for “persons of European heritage” – aka “white people.”
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American Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centres'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into an abusive, billion-dollar “teen rehab” industry.
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The Tanzanian Government Is About to Kill Off the Maasai
They're kicking them off their land and all their cows are going to die.
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Las Vegas Needs to Get Creative with Its Homeless Problem
Here are some ideas.
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Hanging Out with Human Rights Heroes at the Oslo Freedom Forum
It's a bit like Comic-Con, only all the heroes are real.
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Question of the Day: Which Politician Would You Most Like to Do Drugs with?
"Prescott, probably. He’s just a bit of a boy, isn't he?"
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Beware the Lizzies
Photos by Leonn Ward and styling by John William.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
The Klan, the Crips, racism and the spectre of history.
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Did a Murderer Just Give Himself Away on Yelp?
It seems like he might have done.
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When Musicians Attack
Miguel tea-bagged a couple of fans at the Billboard Awards. Is that the worst thing an artist has ever done to their audience?
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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I Tested Out Three of Cambodia's Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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VICE on HBO Outtakes: The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Appetite-inducing pills have become the new way to pack on the pounds.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They know Nazis don't like Asian people, but they don't care.
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VICE News: White Student Union - Trailer
A documentary about race, class and self-righteous college students yelling at each other.
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Austerity's Drug of Choice
Greece's infamous new drug, sisa, is meth mixed with filler ingredients like battery acid.
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Greg Palast's Column: I Upset My Least Favourite Big Fat Greek Minister
Theodoros Pangalos doesn't like talking about Greece's economic collapse.
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I Spent the Weekend Watching Topless Feminists Piss Off Neo-Nazis
Hanging out with Femen in Paris was a blast.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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Who’s Getting Rich off the Prison-Industrial Complex?
A rundown of some of America's incarceration investors.
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Interviewing South African Rape Victims Isn't Easy When You're Disfigured
It's said that in the South African townships, disfigurement is associated with witchcraft.
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor. 
Topless Jihad
Hanging out with the ladies of Femen. 
The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks. 
We Helped Save This Man's Face
He is getting the porn website tattoos removed. 
People Are Building A Clock In A Mountain
Apparently it'll change our perception of time. 
Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts
It's really, really depressing.
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