Last week on Noisey we TOTALLY got to interview the CEO of the Illuminati. Turns out it's 16-year-old potty-mouth producer, XXYYXX, and he appaz had to oust Ja Rule for the position. You can read about his plans for a global currency, and also his rather liberal attitude to letting R. Kelly pee-pee on him here.
Next we had our resident UKxHC hero, Bob Foster, explaining why hardcore should be about pudgy guys in trackie bottoms punching each other for fun. Not clean-shaven sweet-boys forming bands, when they look like they should be working as social media gurus. Step forward, Knuckledust!
And to round things off, we met Ras Kayleb and Mikey Dread, the brothers behind the legendary prolapse-inducing bass of Channel One Sound System. We quizzed them about how they're going to stand up against their younger competitors at this year's Red Bull Culture Clash, and they pretty much said they were going to shit on the competition and still be able to fit in a biffta and six-hour set afterwards <3!
Tune in for more music themed lulz and nourishment like that this week on Noisey, or I'll hurt you.
Lots of love,
Jo F-K
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