The last sociological study conducted by our staff musicologist Joshua Haddow uncovered the fact that Harry Styles, de facto frontman of boyband One Direction, is just as famous as Jesus Christ, son of God. Josh also attempted to uncover what exact direction One Direction are headed, but didn't quite draw a conclusion, leaving him to suffer a neurotic breakdown in a room full of Post-it notes covered in paranoid scribbles. It was all very messy.
After a couple of weeks spent clearing his damaged headspace, Josh is back to investigate the fans of female rap imp and potential Jay-Z alter ego, Nicki Minaj. Our presenter discovers that people will travel absolutely anywhere ("as long as it's in the same country") to watch Nicki in concert and asks the questions that needed to be asked about rumours alleging that the rapper is secretly the mother to all of Will Smith's children.
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Previously:
Who Actually Listens to One Direction?
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A Chat with Janicza Bravo (and Brett Gelman) About Her New Short Starring Michael Cera in a Wheelchair
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We Photographed a Drunk EDL Hate Mob Attacking Police Last Night
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
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VICE News: Triple Hate
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Who’s Getting Rich off the Prison-Industrial Complex?
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The Tropical Dystopian World of Timo Vaitinen
Horned gods and warlocks. 
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The billion-dollar anti-drug cult industry. 
Tanzania's Government Is About To Kill The Maasai
They're kicking them off their land. 
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