Eventually, you have to start parenting your parents – which is how I found myself forcing the woman who created me to go to a class so she could communicate with the rest of the 21st century.
Bob Perry knows where all the bodies are buried. He's got a machine that tells him.
Sex toy technology is improving, but the growing field of "teledildonics" is still rife with bad designs, unreliable technology, and insane-looking dildonic innovations.
We spoke to the former LucasArts designer and founder of Double Fine about HD remakes and the legacy of an adventure classic.
With Grim Fandango remastered for 2015, The Secret of Monkey Island turning 25 and Full Throttle 20 this year, here's an overview of the company that made these adventure classics happen.
And the attackers claim to be affiliated with the infamous Lizard Squad.
A growing number of artists are using Instagram to take the piss out of our relationship with technology.
A love letter from Summer Camp singer Elizabeth Sankey to her favourite game of all time.
Even without anti-vaxxers, keeping diseases down is hard.
We spoke to Janina Lowisz, the first holder of a "blockchain" ID, about the prospect of a libertarian future with no governments.
Microsoft's machine was soundly thrashed by Sony's PS4 in 2014, so what can it do this year to claw itself back into the game?
Google has canned its most controversial device; its devotees must be distraught.
There hasn't been a truly great Sonic game for ages, and 2014's Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric was a nadir that the Sega mascot might never recover from.
Destructive Creations' Hatred has drawn plenty of criticism for the fact that its main character, a big hairy man, seems intent on killing innocent civilians for no particular reason.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, then someone making a Vine of that and sharing it – forever.
Last year was a bumper one for hilarious games, but humour is often a barrier developers can't seem to clear.
Will we be living in virtual worlds by the end of 2015, or still booting up our Xbox 360? A little from column A, a little from column B.
This 40-inch retractable and bendable rod allows users to capture their ass on camera with little physical effort, combining Americans' twin loves of laziness and narcissism.
And also scared me more than I've ever been scared before.
Watching grown adults – often blindfolded – speed-run their way through my favourite computer games is a thrill like no other.
We had an exclusive first look at the Analogue Nt, the machine that will let you play all the classics in high-definition on a big-screen TV.
Last week at a dinner party in Melbourne, I met two former strangers brought together by a website and a genetic similarity found in their saliva.
Fire up CrossCountry Canada and start delivering potash from Saskatoon to Winnipeg in the most subdued and frustrating manner possible!
We spoke to Doulaye Koné, senior programme officer for the Gates Foundation, to try to better understand the magic poop water contraption Bill Gates debuted this week.